You come home to your mansion from a nice sunny day jog and your wife, son and daughter are GONE....

[Aufheben]

Major from GiTS

 

[NSSVO]

I dunno breh, probably Pootie Tang

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I dunno breh, probably Pootie Tang

He's gonna try and fukk your wife if she's bad though

 

[NSSVO]

Damn, I guess that's part of life. I'll just fukk three hoes while he's on the mission to even out just in case.

 

[storyteller]

Y'all are thinking inside the box...I'm tryna go left field here and still win.

or if he doesn't count since he's a villain

 

[DosCadenaz]

Tony Stark yeah. but John Matrix would be the coolest one to see. i'd probably go with him just to watch and catch a few bodies

 

[Tunez]

 

[Easy-E]

@James Carter & Chief Inspector Li

 

[NormanConnors]

Give me the Transporter or James Bond, whichever one is available


I would say Batman, but the one portrayed in movies has been

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

I'm going to act as if John Martix and John Rambo were too busy saving yall families cuz it's too easy to pick one of them...

So looking at an obscure list of certified one man armies...

Frank Castle - The Punisher
John Creasy (Denzel in Man On Fire) - Took out a Mexican cartel by himself and saved that little white girl
John Cutter (Snipes in Passenger 57) - Prime Wesley Snipes, nothing else needs to be said
Nico Toscani - Prime Seagal, extra thorough with the hand game, handled them government and Chi-town guinea goons with ease...
Viktor (Interview with a Hitman) - took on the Ukrainian and London mobs and won...

Upon further inspection...
Frank Castle couldn't save his own family...

I would ride with Denzel but the wife has a thing for that nikka so Creasy is for obvious reasons...

John Cutter was thorough on that plane but Snipes the type of nikka to kill everybody and forget he was supposed to save somebody...

Viktor is too pasty and I don't trust Russians plus he got played by a wack bytch...

Looks like I'm riding with Seagal on this one...

 

[Animal House]

Neo is rolling in there the same way he saved morpheus

 

[darealvelle]

iron man on this one. cakewalk......

 

[Interloper]

Since some of my choices were taken, I'm going with either Mad Dog:

...or that goon that was giving Batman that work in 89' movie:

 

[Vintage Eclectic]

Black Dynamite

 

[Greenstrings]

He's gonna try and fukk your wife if she's bad though