You are being forced to spend the next 10 years in a basement

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A smart person that thinks of the future would

Full kitchen 6 points
Workout room 5 points
All movies 4 points
Cell phones 3 points
hygiene products 3 points
Skylight 2 points
Satellite radio 2 points
Library of books 4 points

Workout room is a waste.... You can exercise without that.

Hygiene is overrated. You'd get used to the natural funk after a while. Healthcare seems underrated in here. Y'all gonna be dead within 3 years... Staying confined is bad for your health.:ufdup:
 

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Worked it out; here's what I'd choose and the points they cost (assuming there's also electricity; I know I'm being too technical but you gotta be careful with scenarios like this :laugh:)

2 sunlight
7 tv w/ channels

6 kitchen with unlimited food/ingredients
3 cell phone
3 hygiene products
7 money up front, stock market (would have chosen video games but where the console at? :heh:)

28 points (EDIT: 30 points now.....add the medical care; I missed that earlier)


nikkas up in here gettin' those extra points and giving up 5 mil like it's nothing :wtf:


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a whole decade my nikka?

nikka I jacked off for like 4 years straight before I got my first p*ssy as a teen; I think I'll live :laugh:

And what if some other shyt comes up with that bytch? What if she gets pregnant? What if she goes crazy and tries to kill me? What if the basement is located in some area with some bullshyt common-law marriage laws and after the decade passes, she gets a chunk of my money while moving on to the next nikka? Nah.....too much potential shyt just for p*ssy
 

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A smart person that thinks of the future would

Full kitchen 6 points
Workout room 5 points
All movies 4 points
Cell phones 3 points
hygiene products 3 points
Skylight 2 points
Satellite radio 2 points
Library of books 4 points
:ehh: not bad.. i like this list
my list would be

Full kitchen (:cook:) 6 points
medical care 2 points
TV and Cable (get to watch :childplease: vs. :lolbron: and all other sports) 7points
All movies (porn included my nikka!) 4 points
Cell phone (call my mom n dad):sadbron: 3 points
hygiene products 3 points
video games 4 points
29 points :ahh: :boss:


fukk the sunlight im assuming the basement has working electricity right??
fukk the gym tho ima just do jumpin jacks, squat thrust and push ups to avoid becoming :flabbynsick: and fukk the bytch that 18 points is too much, jus wont have no p*ssy for a decade :to:
 

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Worked it out; here's what I'd choose and the points they cost (assuming there's also electricity; I know I'm being too technical but you gotta be careful with scenarios like this :laugh:)

2 sunlight
7 tv w/ channels

6 kitchen with unlimited food/ingredients
3 cell phone
3 hygiene products
7 money up front, stock market (would have chosen video games but where the console at? :heh:)

28 points


nikkas up in here gettin' those extra points and giving up 5 mil like it's nothing :wtf:

video games include console but better question is what are you going to play the games on :krs:

and as far as giving up $5ms - you can't miss what you never had :smugdraper:
after 10 years in my hyperbolic time chamber of good p*ssy, the best food, and building up my brain, gettin $5mil would just be :ohlawd:
 

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:ehh: not bad.. i like this list
my list would be

Full kitchen (:cook:) 6 points
medical care 2 points
TV and Cable (get to watch :childplease: vs. :lolbron: and all other sports) 7points
All movies (porn included my nikka!) 4 points
Cell phone (call my mom n dad):sadbron: 3 points
hygiene products 3 points
video games 4 points
29 points :ahh: :boss:


fukk the sunlight im assuming the basement has working electricity right??
fukk the gym tho ima just do jumpin jacks, squat thrust and push ups to avoid becoming :flabbynsick: and fukk the bytch that 18 points is too much, jus wont have no p*ssy for a decade :to:

Not having p*ssy will have you stressed so the gym will be needed.
 

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18 points - The chick...it's not even so much about p*ssy as it is about human interaction. 10 years alone? Once you get out, you'll be so incapable of talking to human beings the money would be practically useless. fukking is just a plus.

6 points - Kitchen for sure. Self explanatory. :eat:

2 points - Skylight...ain't tryna go crazy in darkness

2 points - medical care...don't wanna die before the decade is over :stopitslime:

3 points - hygiene products...yeah...

4 points - Library...learn everything I could ever possibly learn, so that I can have a better chance of doubling and troubling the money when I get out

Total: 35 Points...5 Million Dollars. Yeah, I won't have internet or Netflix or no shyt like that, but when I get out I should be in the best possible mental shape to continue life where I left off, and then some.
 
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my nikka u aint getting all that for 30 points tho lol

The chick is 18 pts, the gun is 1 point, fast food of my choice is 4 points and a computer is 6 points

That's 29...I can do without the internet if I have FL Studio...Why would they just give me a computer with no software...?

hahaha...

Without FL Studio, I wont make it...I will be forced to use the gun...There is only so long I can have sex with the same chick...

But FL STudio is a MUST for my sanity...
 

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18 Year Old- 18 points
Garden for Food- 7 Points
Hygiene products- 3 Points
Medical Care- 2 Points

:ahh: fukk 10 years, I'm set for life.
 

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18 Year Old- 18 points
Garden for Food- 7 Points
Hygiene products- 3 Points
Medical Care- 2 Points

:ahh: fukk 10 years, I'm set for life.

you just gon sit around and do nothin for 10 years? :huh:
no meat? :ld:
whatchu you gon eat while waiting for w/e you're growing to yield? :ld:

back to the drawing board, friend :shake:
 

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The chick is 18 pts, the gun is 1 point, fast food of my choice is 4 points and a computer is 6 points

That's 29...I can do without the internet if I have FL Studio...Why would they just give me a computer with no software...?

hahaha...

Without FL Studio, I wont make it...I will be forced to use the gun...There is only so long I can have sex with the same chick...

But FL STudio is a MUST for my sanity...

oh aiight haha! that works then.. :win: u nice on the beats breh?? :shaq:
and for some reason i keep imagining the chick as the white broad pictured, if i get to choose the broad, a black goddess, lianne la havas type broad:takedat: damn i might gotta reconsider :noah:
 

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you just gon sit around and do nothin for 10 years? :huh:
no meat? :ld:
whatchu you gon eat while waiting for w/e you're growing to yield? :ld:

back to the drawing board, friend :shake:

I can start a family with that 18 year old. :upsetfavre: That should keep me occupied for 10 years.

I don't need to eat meat. If I stay eating vegetables for 10 years I'll be healthy as fukk. :ahh:

I'll grow my shyt in bulk. The baby can have the titty milk for all I care. :lolhov::lolhov::lolhov::lolhov:
 
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18 Year Old- 18 points
Garden for Food- 7 Points
Hygiene products- 3 Points
Medical Care- 2 Points

:ahh: fukk 10 years, I'm set for life.

you just gon sit around and do nothin for 10 years? :huh:
no meat? :ld:
whatchu you gon eat while waiting for w/e you're growing to yield? :ld:

back to the drawing board, friend :shake:

How's that garden growing anything without sunlight? :sadcam:
 
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