You are being forced to spend the next 10 years in a basement

[Reality]

this is easy if you trade in the $5M for the few extra points.

Girl - 18 (every dude who doesn't have a girl in there is either a virgin or a cotdamn lie)
Kitchen - 6
Desktop -6
Mayo Doctor - 3
Cell phone once a week - 3
Hygiene - 3 (shaving cream etc for the girl...you forgot about that, didn't you? )
Skylight for sanity - 2


35 points on the dot...definitely the best no compromise selection for your avg dude

 

[villain]

I'm shocked so many of y'all are finna go a decade without a bytch

this is easy if you trade in the $5M for the few extra points.

Girl
Kitchen
Hygiene (shaving cream etc for the girl...you forgot about that, didn't you? )
Skylight for sanity
Desktop computer for reading and keeping up w/ the fam

35 points on the dot

What you gon do with a desktop computer with no internet, friend?
and I'm sure I can find a blade in the kitchen to trim that bush if it gets outta hand

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

stunningly attractive 18 year old (white female only) - 18
booze - 5
drugs -5
microwave - 2


im going to kill myself with an overdose

 

[eXodus]

fukk getting the internet for 16 if u cant even stream anything, i was thinking at least you could watch some porn lol .... this shyt is tuff as fukk man hmmmm..

 

[AAKing23]

TV- 7 pts
Kitchen- 6 pts
Internet- 16 pts
A gun- 1pt



I don't need that bytch if she worth 18 pts I can off porn sites





Edit: But I can't stream anything And why is the computer seperate from the internet anyway



fukk this shyt B

 

[Will Ross]

The funny thing is if you give up p*ssy you can get mostly everything else lol

 

[-InFeRnO-]

full kitchen - 6
bytch - 18
greenhouse (assuming i can use it to grow herbs) - 2
video games - 4

go ahead and lock me up breh $$$

 

[villain]

TV- 7 pts
Kitchen- 6 pts
Internet- 16 pts
A gun- 1pt



I don't need that bytch if she worth 18 pts I can off porn sites





Edit: But I can't stream anything And why is the computer seperate from the internet anyway



fukk this shyt B

for the purposes of this thread, you can dl and stream, but no communication
with other people and no download games/movies/music

full kitchen - 6
bytch - 18
greenhouse (assuming i can use it to grow herbs) - 2
video games - 4

go ahead and lock me up breh $$$

what you playing those games on breh

 

[Reality]

I'm shocked so many of y'all are finna go a decade without a bytch

What you gon do with a desktop computer with no internet, friend?
and I'm sure I can find a blade in the kitchen to trim that bush if it gets outta hand

Good point.

But what about when her teeth start to look like Austin Powers', friend?

 

[eXodus]

shyt for over half my points 16...the desktop and internet shud come together and i should get to dl and stream all the fukk i want breh

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

shyt for over half my points 16...the desktop and internet shud come together and i should get to dl and stream all the fukk i want breh

there is no streaming and dl, which is bs

 

[-InFeRnO-]

what you playing those games on breh

 

[Reality]

my dude reading the manuals to his favorite games daily

 

[Soundbwoy]

 

[-InFeRnO-]

fukk it, sub in the library for the games and i'm set