You are a single man with no kids what would you pick? 4000 SQ Ft home or 1.7k SQ ft Penthouse?

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  • 4k Sq Ft Home

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Crude

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You own condominiums you would just pay your condo fees but own your penthouse.
I’d still rather just have my own stuff in the country or suburbs without people being right under me.
 

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5 acres is a lot. Unless you're hiring landscapers you would basically be working full time on the weekends.

It's not a lot a a lot, it's a good size in my mind because i have dogs and would want them a god place to be able to run and play. You don't have to cut all 5 acres but it also puts you a good distance from your nearest neighbor but not miles away from them.
 

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I went from a 1200-1300 square foot starter home to a 3300+ square foot home last year.

If you're by yourself, you do not need 4000 square feet. Just be like fukk it after working, dealing with kids etc. A smaller space is much easier to maintain and keep clean, which for me keeps me in a good place mentally. I say that, and my wife and I both work from home. If that wasn't the case, shyt would be depressing

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I'd love the penthouse:banderas:

only way a house beats it is if you kinda out in the country and got your own plot of land that you can use for anything, Host family gatherings and reunions on your own lake type shyt.
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The penthouse. Once you start moving away from the cities you start getting to much maga white trash. Plus being able to walk wherever I need to go is an added bonus. I hate driving.
 

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I was gonna go with the penthouse and this reminded be I enjoy working on my shyt bd a garage is. Must for me know


Nvm that shyt is an hour away from the city.

You can park in the garage in the penthouse parking lot

fukk a garage

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It's not a lot a a lot, it's a good size in my mind because i have dogs and would want them a god place to be able to run and play. You don't have to cut all 5 acres but it also puts you a good distance from your nearest neighbor but not miles away from them.

I'm on an acre and cutting the grass takes about 3 hours plus another half hour on the trimmer. I hear ya about the dogs though. It's a good life for a dog that has some land.
 

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There's so many sexual womans that have residency in these high rises.


It's amazing.


You would literally feast daily (i'm hideous gang, so it wouldn't make a difference for moi).



But for everyone else/handsome stud muffins... It's a new project ever time you walk in/out ya building.



Au contraire, for me... it's like snoop comed through and crushed the buildings.



Irregardless though, like magazine... i'm all aboot the penthouse.





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Egomaniacal1

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I'm on an acre and cutting the grass takes about 3 hours plus another half hour on the trimmer. I hear ya about the dogs though. It's a good life for a dog that has some land.

I feel your pain breh. Me and my girl use to rent a house with a good acre of yard and she use to mow it with her dads push mower at first! shyt took her hours and eventually she got mad at me for not helping her. I told her ain’t no way in hell I’m getting out there with a push mower. You sell that mower and put it towards a used riding mower then we’ll talk. Anyway we did get a rider mower and it still took a good bit of time to do it so mowing/yard work is definitely in my top three reasons for never wanting a home.

I would only do it now only if I could pay someone all that shyt or at the very least have a damn fast zero turn joint. I work in a mower factory too lol and they showed us in a meeting about how everything is going to be turning to electric in the industry...and they show us this video of an automated electric mower. Think of a Roomba for your yard. If I did the home thing I’d definitely break the bank for one of those.
 

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Having to catch an elevator to get in your place. :hhh:

You gotta take out the trash or bring in groceries, now you gotta make a heroes journey to get inside :hhh:

You got neighbors on the other side of the wall :hhh:

you wanna have a bbq, your ass is cooking ribs in the oven like a heathen :hhh:

you come home from work and somebody parked in your space. Now you either gotta go snitch or park down the street :hhh:
You’re spot on about the elevators. Living high up means you have to wait a good bit for them to get to you. And don’t let any of them be down then you gotta stop at every floor picking folk and their bad behaved dogs up :scust:
It’s annoying to always have to take the elevator and then still do a bit of walking to your car.

Taking out trash is easier than a home. Trash chute on your floor means you don’t even have to pull something out to your driveway.

Go out for groceries? :mjgrin: Where I’m at I order online and have it sent directly to my door. Easy as shyt.

Neighbors can be hit or miss true. If you have a TRUE penthouse this isn’t an issue but just an apartment even being high up it can be a problem.

Most luxury condos and apartments have community pits/grills to cook on. My spot got three if you got the BBQ itch.
 
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