YOU are a criminal in Gotham ...

[NatiboyB]

Easy. I do my dirt in the daytime and I really aim to kill.

 

[innocentdevil]

I would be a news reporter that cuts deals with the criminals to get information on Batman, but I would also feed information to Batman on other criminals....my excuse would be I just report the news

 

[Pool_Shark]

I'd do like the joker and hustle all the criminals, tell em I can get rid of the bat but they gotta throw me some ends. Then I'd tell batman that all the criminals will be meeting at the warehouse. Tell the criminals meet me at the warehouse. I take my dough and bounce batman gets the villians

 

[havoc00]

I always wanted to chill with the Joker

 

[Kaydigi]

I would write a list of cities that superheroes live/patrol in (Gotham City, Central City, Star City, Metropolis, New York, ect...) then I make sure to NEVER DO CRIMES IN THOSE CITIES! I would rob nikkas in Nebraska... what superhero is in Nebraska?

Didnt civil start because the nuclear bomb went off in kansas

 

[jackswstd]

Do my crime with a stable of bad bytches. Batman has a weakness for p*ssy

 

[SwerveIbaka]

1st scheme of mine that gets foiled, I'm moving to metropolis. Supes don't care about anything but villains with crazy superpowers, he wouldn't blink at a Gotham criminal. I'd shrug off Arkham time like light work, cats run in and outta there like nothing.

 

[SwerveIbaka]

Do my crime with a stable of bad bytches. Batman has a weakness for p*ssy

If you had Harley, Talia and Catwoman throwing the ass at you you'd flop too breh

 

[jackswstd]

If you had Harley, Talia and Catwoman throwing the ass at you you'd flop too breh

True!

 

[tru_m.a.c]

Move...

That's the shyttiest city in the world, I'm not even LIVING in Chica-....I, I-I mean Gotham

 

[Hulk Hogan]

LEG DROP, BROTHER!

 

[DaylitoJames]

LEG DROP, BROTHER!

Hulk Hogan vs Bane..... Wrestlemania!

 

[Box Cutta]

is that u box cutta?


awwwww shyt

We rollin deep in this bytch....

fukka sohh!

 

[FaTaL]

How would you go about your criminal activities knowing that the city is patrolled by the fukking Batman? And what would you do if whatever precautions you took didn't work and you find yourself being hunted by Batman?

find the identity of batman and break his back

 

[smoove157]

get a young boy to rob a fly bytch in an alley.

mad things batman can't resist:
young boys
fly bytches
alleys

i'd have one of those bourne identity type bombs thats hooked up to a cell phone strapped to the boy. when bats comes in to save the day, they all gonna die.