Moose_Greyjoy
I DO Not Sow
Some of y'all 4geting that Batman a detective....true he operates at night but it's gonna be a cake walk to figure out where u sleep brehs....best bet surrender like a Lil bytch...or try ur damnest to kill him
YOU are a criminal in Gotham ...
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dabestkeptsecret
Superstar
as long as you're not killing, or hurting people he could give 2 bat shyts.
1. Find an attractive looking villainess, like CatWoman, and have her be part of my posse of evil doers. Eartha Kitt and Halle Barre were ok but I think I would choose someone like Luscious Lopez.How would you go about your criminal activities knowing that the city is patrolled by the fukking Batman? And what would you do if whatever precautions you took didn't work and you find yourself being hunted by Batman?
2. Use her to lure in Batman. He's got his weakness.
3. Use a shotgun and shoot Batman.
4. My evil plan would get thwarted by a bat rope or something else ridiculous. End up having the police commisioner, mayor, and Robin at my evil lair so they get to talk about how great it was to catch me and Catwoman.
5. Blow up a bomb planted inside my outfit to kill Batman, Robin and the commissioner. It would be a suicide mission.
Moose_Greyjoy
I DO Not Sow
Lol bat shyts
ThatKidBlackHippy
thekid
Link up with another criminal thats done time at Arkham, and has been caught by Batman before. I wanna know what Im getting into. Id also do my dirt in the daytime cause thats when Bruce is playing billionaire. If he starts hunting me imunless I pack up and move my operation to Metropolis.
Thinking about this make me nervous
So you can get snatched up by Superman in the middle of your hustle?
William Bassington
that boy
id kill the batman
Hopefully I'm trained in some sort if fighting technique. Would make I easier to fight him if we ever decided to battle if he caught me doing a crime.
Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
I'd be a wall street type that used loop holes to rob people legally.....like in real life. I'd be completely out in the open with my shyt. No thugs on payroll. No secret meetings. I'd just be scum. Hell, I'd probably do business with Bruce.
Come to think of it, has Batman ever encountered this type of threat?
Come to think of it, has Batman ever encountered this type of threat?
Fillerguy
Veteran
the last nicca who did this got his wig pushed back. whatever our plans are, they'll end with a L. Batman's sonned gods. Your only defenses is to snitch your way into immunity and skip the country or only rob criminalsMy entire demeanour would revolve around looking/dressing/being/acting like Bruce Wayne's father and coming up with a bogus story of 'surviving' the night his parents were killed, thus creating some inner-turmoil with Batman himself where he feels as if he has regained his father yet he is torn between saving the city from my illegal actions and obtaining the father-figure and childhood he lost
In short, I'd be set.
There's nothing you can do to not get caught... Maybe you can just stay small time forever and not draw attention. but in the end if u want that crazy loot, ur gonna run into batman at some point... even if u have some superhuman powers, the bat is still gonna cave ur shyt in 
My Girl is Bow Legged
JUST DO IT LIKE
strip cars for a living as a 12 year old so he'd feel bad for me and make me Robin
Nah, I don't think so. How do you fight that guy anyway? He'll sue you. Arrest him? He'll walk. Change the laws? He's got friends in high places... That guy runs shyt.
aRoMaN21
over 14 years in the shade...
I would walk to the nearest police station and turn myself in. Hopefully it would be just short bid. After I've done my time I'm getting the hell up out of Gotham and moving to wherever the Flash or the Green Lantern patrol. Gotham got too many heroes and way too many psychotic villains.
WHY nikkaS SCARED TO GET CAUGHT BY BATS? YOU'RE GOING TO ARKHAM "WE DUN NEED NO STINKING FENCES" ASYLUM. YOU'LL BE OUT IN TWO WEEKS.