yo the zoo ****in sucks

kevin arnold

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i went to the zoo this weekend in s.c. for a family reunion. 3 big ass lion lions in a tiny ass enclosed space looking like :beli:

then u had 2 gorillas who were hiding under the hammocks with their backs turned.

shyt was awful brehs...:to:
 

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The only time I been to the zoo as an adult was in January in Chicago right after a snowstorm. I swear I didn't think they would have the animals out, but they did. The wolves and bears and shyt like that was chillin :ehh: but that poor lion and tiger....:wow: :sadcam:
 

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I went to a zoo in China once. It was all kinds of :why:

I swear to god I left there thinking that all animals must speak Chinese the way they listened to these zookeepers. They had monkeys lining up for inspection and shyt. Every animal in that place was :sadcam: The zookeepers were very bold, too. Walking right into pens full of hyenas and yelling at them, commanding them to do shyt.

An old woman sold me a live chicken and I threw it into the lion pen :wtf: I felt a little weird about that afterwards. They had a bear so shook that you could stand beside it and take pictures with it. A full size bear.
 

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I went to a zoo in China once. It was all kinds of :why:

I swear to god I left there thinking that all animals must speak Chinese the way they listened to these zookeepers. They had monkeys lining up for inspection and shyt. Every animal in that place was :sadcam: The zookeepers were very bold, too. Walking right into pens full of hyenas and yelling at them, commanding them to do shyt.

An old woman sold me a live chicken and I threw it into the lion pen :wtf: I felt a little weird about that afterwards. They had a bear so shook that you could stand beside it and take pictures with it. A full size bear.

:russ: the chinese are the GOAT at mind manipulation, they know how to dominate any living form :laff:

that shyt is hilarious how you said they were yelling at the hyenas

and another :russ: @ the bolded
 

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Zoo's can be depressing :wow:

Especially those small town zoo's where they have 1 monkey and a bunch of normal type animals like donkeys and snakes. You know that monkey absolutely hates life.

Some monkeys seem to know exactly what's going on and they stare at you like:pacspit:

yup, those animals are fully conscious that humans are imprisoning them lookin around like :sadcam:
 

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Animals at the zoo are a representation of blacks in America.
 

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Aquarium>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Get right nikka. :childplease:

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The zoo is a no go for real!!

Me and my girl went to dc zoo and :beli:

Just wasnt the same and we both felt like we wasted a day we could have been fukking :yeshrug:

The aquarium doe :eat:

Man we went last year in philly one of those you can touch and feel ones. It wasnt like i expected but it was cool. I got her to touch a shark :stylin:, octopus , and some other shyt.
 

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I went to a zoo in China once. It was all kinds of :why:

I swear to god I left there thinking that all animals must speak Chinese the way they listened to these zookeepers. They had monkeys lining up for inspection and shyt. Every animal in that place was :sadcam: The zookeepers were very bold, too. Walking right into pens full of hyenas and yelling at them, commanding them to do shyt.

An old woman sold me a live chicken and I threw it into the lion pen :wtf: I felt a little weird about that afterwards. They had a bear so shook that you could stand beside it and take pictures with it. A full size bear.

:deadrose: I know its not funny but they way you worded it I couldn't help it.
 

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Last time I went to the zoo I was 11. I still remember when we went to check out the hippos. One of them let off a shyt fart that sounded like an uzi going off. All you see was shyt and water going all over the place. Hippo had his mouth open like:

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I bet some shyt nuggets went inside. I still :laff: whenever I think about that memory.
 
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