yo the zoo ****in sucks

[Yellow Ant]

:smugostrich:

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Thats what I got fired for

you bribe it with some fruit while you complimented it's puffy red ass?

 

[R.O. Double]

You went to a zoo in Massachusetts. Think about that. Any animal at a zoo in the north east should be on suicide watch.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

that neg rep took me down 7 points

 

[Stoop Kid]

:smugostrich:

now imagine this ostrich with a normal eye and one white, glazed over eye... sad shyt . they shoulda put an eyepatch on him

 

[JerkPork]

Sad story. I swear it sounds like an episode from Hey Arnold...

Maybe you should round up the gang and free them animals.

 

[Savior]

I think animals who are on the lower end of the food chain love being in the zoo, they know its a jungle out there.

Its true tho..last time I went to the zoo all the polar bears, tigers, lions looked depressed as fukk. But the herbivores looked right at home.

 

[Harry Sax]

the zoo smells like shyt

 

[Stoop Kid]

the zoo smells like shyt

honestly it wasn't that bad... the flamingos however smelled like ammonia mixed with piss and shyt. i went there expecting them to smell like pink lemonade

 

[the cac mamba]

I realized this today ... there was one exhibit where the sign read a leopard had killed a gazelle and took it up a tree. however they removed the leopard and left the gazelle so the sign just read that people can look at the dead carcass if they want

 

[JasonSJackson]

of course they are depressed.....

they have been taken from their mother land, imprisoned and then paraded in front of a bunch of goofy caucasions day in and day out.....

i feel bad for them just thinking about it

 

[Canada Goose]

What I dislike about the zoo is its too crowded

I still enjoy the Reptile House at The Bronx Zoo though, feel sorry for the Crocs and Gators though, they have a living room sized cage and the crocs and gators be in there looking

I wonder how the Zoo employees that have to go in the Gator/Croc cage for whatever reason do so safety without the animals attacking them. I also wonder if they bring Rodents that are still alive in the Snake cages, They never make it clear how the feed the animals in the Reptile house except for the Lizards as you can see the crickets running around their cage.


My favorite one was Gator Land in Florida, GOAT zoo nothing but Gators and Crocs there, I remember I went to the back of the park there's a whole lake with nothing but gators. Me and my fam was only ones back there, the gators was all chilling but when they noticed our presense they looked back at us like

It was safe as it was part of the exhibit. I would love to see Sea World cop a Great White Shark though, that would be dope.

 

[Poppa_Dock]

Zoo's can be depressing

Especially those small town zoo's where they have 1 monkey and a bunch of normal type animals like donkeys and snakes. You know that monkey absolutely hates life.

Some monkeys seem to know exactly what's going on and they stare at you like

 

[OPTiMO]

even as a kid i wasnt really into that shyt. dudes are on deathrow

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Aquarium>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Get right nikka.