I feel like it's impossible for Rick & Morty to miss with its season premieres. They always give us an instant classic.
Jessica the Time God.
Jerry and Beth's only contribution is wanting to have a three-way with Mr. Nimbus.
Rick not wanting any canonical backstory bullshyt.
Morty once again destroying entire civilizations and getting himself in deeper shyt for the sole purpose of acquiring p*ssy. And this was the closest he's ever been.
Summer ruining the season five premiere much like she ruined the season four premiere, inadvertently getting Rick thrown in jail.
A lot of people talk shyt about this show now, and it might not be as hot as it was a couple years ago, but I'm still in it until they give me a reason not to be.