YALL TALKED ALL THAT shyt ON BRONNY!

[Rosecrans]

Every shot by Bronny:

 

[Long Live The Kane]

If we being real Bronny about to make the Buss family about 10X what they paying him.

lol keep seeing yall say this

How exactly?

Lakers are already the most famous NBA franchise and have the most famous player already….all the local TV rights and home attendance and team valuation from that is already baked in the cake…how exactly are they monetizing signing a non NBA caliber player and generating the better part of 100 million in additional revenue?

You think First Take segments about how terrible he looks makes the Lakers millions of dollars? The facility where the South Bay Lakers play seats 750 people…are they gonna start selling tickets for $50k a pop to come watch him struggle in the G-league ? They're gonna sell $100 million dollars worth of tshirts with the photo op of the first time Bronny checks in for garbage time while Bron stays in the game?


Not saying it's impossible (hell we live in a time line where a conman reality tv host found liable for sexual assault and previously attempted a coup to stay in power is currently the leading candidate for president)….but what’s the path?

 

[DoubleClutch]

Bronny is more popular than any pick in this years draft even while playing like trash

It’s almost like he’s the “Kanye” of NBA right now when it comes to media coverage…. everyone has an opinion

If he ever has a nice game it’s gonna be a media frenzy

The first time he cracks the starting line up will be

someone said Bronny will generate a lot of revenue for Lakers, well just wait until Nike makes a pair of Air Bronnys

 

[MikelArteta]

The first time he cracks the starting line up will be

in lithuania?

 

[Nokids]

stop it. plenty of dope #2's
KD
brandon miller
chet homgren
ja morant
brandon ingram
victor oladipo
lamarcus aldridge

Wiseman
Bagley
Jabari(I’ll give injuries to him)
MKG
Derrick williams
Evan Turner
Hasheem Thabeet
Beasley(had a spark..)
Okafur
Marvin williams
Millic lol

 

[Flex Grossman]

I hate LeBron and he def needs be to tarred and feather for doing his child like this.

Idk how people can respect LeBron after this circus using his own flesh and blood. Not even a step child. His own seed.

That is a narcissist piece of shyt of a man and I hope Bronny won't need therapy after his short stint.

A real man protects his children esp when HE KNEW his son was not ready.

$8 million can buy all the therapy he needs

 

[Nokids]

No sir that has nothing to do with Bricky being the worst summer league player getting a 4 year guaranteed contract. He was averaging four points in college and still jumped ahead of everyone. At least Sarr is seven foot and has upside. Bricky can’t even start at your local community college team

there are prob 30 dudes on the coli that could beat bronny in a game of basketball

I ain’t gon argue with yall about that lol I know the brother ain’t got game but I will say every nikka I know with a good father will try put their son on to their job.

It’s just up to you to say nah, I feel for the nikka cause it ain’t easy to.

My pops an electrician always wanted me to do it until I started working with him and said uh uh this shyt ain’t for me . Found my
Own lane with Data and computers

shyt to play devils
Advocate I was going for a product manager job that was 120,000 plus. I lost out to the bosses nephew who ain’t know shyt lol.

It’s the way of the world

Ps. I think this nikka Bronny gonna retire and end up with a white girl in 2 years

 

[THE 101]

My thing with all the Klutch propaganda is what are they expecting to gain from this? They made their political moves to get him drafted to the Lakers. He's in the NBA now. They did it.

But this is as far as this sham goes. Ain't no amount of ESPN talking heads and podcasters juelzing about Bronny is gonna change the fact that he's not cut out for this. This ain't the WWE...you can't just write this mf into the script and present him as a star

They need to get their little Bron/Bronny moment out the way in game 1, then quietly move him to the G-League, then he can have "medical complications" and be "forced to retire" so he become a full time Twitch streamer. Everyone then get's what they want.

 

[Raw Lyrics]

I ain’t gon argue with yall about that lol I know the brother ain’t got game but I will say every nikka I know with a good father will try put their son on to their job.

It’s just up to you to say nah, I feel for the nikka cause it ain’t easy to.

My pops an electrician always wanted me to do it until I started working with him and said uh uh this shyt ain’t for me . Found my
Own lane with Data and computers

shyt to play devils
Advocate I was going for a product manager job that was 120,000 plus. I lost out to the bosses nephew who ain’t know shyt lol.

It’s the way of the world

Ps. I think this nikka Bronny gonna retire and end up with a white girl in 2 years

If I'm a billionaire I would NEVER push my son, who suffered heart failure 10 months earlier, to play in a professional sport just because I played in it. Anyone with eyes can see Bron is doing this more for himself and that's phukin selfish.

He's always been a clout chaser, like when AD was joking with Kevin Hart and cameras were focused on them two, Bron gotta wedge his way into the shot.

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Wiseman
Bagley
Jabari(I’ll give injuries to him)
MKG
Derrick williams
Evan Turner
Hasheem Thabeet
Beasley(had a spark..)
Okafur
Marvin williams
Millic lol

What were their amateur numbers like?

 

[Nokids]

If I'm a billionaire I would NEVER push my son, who suffered heart failure 10 months earlier, to play in a professional sport just because I played in it. Anyone with eyes can see Bron is doing this more for himself and that's phukin selfish.

He's always been a clout chaser, like when AD was joking with Kevin Hart and cameras were focused on them two, Bron gotta wedge his way into the shot.

Me personally I don’t understand the play either after the heart thing but shyt even if I’m a billionaire I want my son to make his own bread. 8 mill in 4 years man people get embarrassed for free. My only hope is that the heart thing doesn’t pop back up

 

[FunkDoc1112]

I've seen people complaining about this being an obvious sign of the Klutch agenda but I actually know the nikka who made this graphic. He was the video guy for PAC-12 at the time. Not only was it 100% sarcasm, it was actually Bill Walton's idea cuz he was sick of him

 

[Trojan 24]

I've seen people complaining about this being an obvious sign of the Klutch agenda but I actually know the nikka who made this graphic. He was the video guy for PAC-12 at the time. Not only was it 100% sarcasm, it was actually Bill Walton's idea cuz he was sick of him

I think we all knew somebody was trolling brotha, well at least I hope so. Bill da gawd

 

[Ron Mexico]

When Bronny was drafted some of the people putting the cape for him was talking about how a kid who averaged 3 points in Australia was drafted in the 1st.

This is what he did yesterday:

ESPN would throw a parade if Bronny had a performance anywhere close to this.

 

[beenz]

Got Nikkas on this site making SL game threads, so yeah I’d say it’s a good bet he will

Also wtf you doing posting when you know you’re back by the fryer or the forklift. Your boss gonna be mad you on your phone

???

I'm at home in shorts and a T-shirt, watching youtube and posting on here getting paid the entire time