onelastdeath
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**Cliffs At the Bottom of the OP**
I remember this one summer I was going to one of my family cookouts and I swore I had did some growing up since last time I saw her. And I think I was 13 (and a half
) I used to crush on one of my cousins friends like a MF. She was just 
at the time, but like 3 years older than me. But you know back then, at age 13, a 16 year old is damn near a grown woman 
So I'm sitting down with her because everyone else fell asleep. We're sitting on the couch watching Family Matters, and she's walking around in these booty shorts, because we were "all like family
". Them jawns had your boy Fonzie tryna hold a conversation without exposing my feelings.
So we're talking for talking for a while, and she's telling me what I should expect in High School when I go. And that I shouldn't be nervous because it's not what everyone thinks and that I'll have no problems because I'm "very good looking". And naturally when she said that, I laughed and blushed
So she gets up to the Kitchen to get some Sprite and I asked me did I want one, and I told her "No, get me a Seltzer" because I thought that would make me seem older or something
Because everyone knows that only adults drink Seltzer 
When she gets up and walks away all I see is
And naturally I...
She comes back with my Seltzer water and I'm sipping on this nasty shyt when I would have preferred a sprite
So we're talking for the next hour about life and shyt. She asked me did I have a girlfriend. And I didn't because this was a few months before I hit puberty and started getting girls a lot and still looked like a Minion
I told her I didnt and then She told me not to rush and to take my time because young girls are dangerous (she was right )
Then she yawns and lays on my shoulder.
And Im just sitting her like
Im thinking now this the my time to shine
I need to cash on this moment right now. This is the moment she overlooks my age and all around 
ness and tomorrow we start the rest of our lives and get married eventually, and we'll have kids and we'll tell them the story of the night we fell in love 
So I go to put my arm around her
And no lie as soon as my arm landed on her shoulder she hit me with the
Im just like 
She goes "Oh, you didnt think that i was... like... wait... oh no... you didnt..aww sweetie" and laughs. 
And I'm like
"No its okay"
She says
"omg thats so sweet, you're such a sweet kid"
And then she hits me with that ether. "Its so nice of you, really but...
Brehs when she said that shyt hit me like
I wanted to tell her "bytch! NO! I'm 13 AND A HALF "
Then she just went upstairs and said goodnight
Did fukk eventually though, last year and she on a nikka.
Puss was
I still remember that shyt though and made her pay for it through violent backshots even though she didnt remember that I remembered
I remember this one summer I was going to one of my family cookouts and I swore I had did some growing up since last time I saw her. And I think I was 13 (and a half
) I used to crush on one of my cousins friends like a MF. She was just at the time, but like 3 years older than me. But you know back then, at age 13, a 16 year old is damn near a grown woman So I'm sitting down with her because everyone else fell asleep. We're sitting on the couch watching Family Matters, and she's walking around in these booty shorts, because we were "all like family
". Them jawns had your boy Fonzie tryna hold a conversation without exposing my feelings.
So we're talking for talking for a while, and she's telling me what I should expect in High School when I go. And that I shouldn't be nervous because it's not what everyone thinks and that I'll have no problems because I'm "very good looking". And naturally when she said that, I laughed and blushed
So she gets up to the Kitchen to get some Sprite and I asked me did I want one, and I told her "No, get me a Seltzer" because I thought that would make me seem older or something
Because everyone knows that only adults drink Seltzer
When she gets up and walks away all I see is
And naturally I...
She comes back with my Seltzer water and I'm sipping on this nasty shyt when I would have preferred a sprite
So we're talking for the next hour about life and shyt. She asked me did I have a girlfriend. And I didn't because this was a few months before I hit puberty and started getting girls a lot and still looked like a Minion
I told her I didnt and then She told me not to rush and to take my time because young girls are dangerous (she was right )Then she yawns and lays on my shoulder.
And Im just sitting her like
Im thinking now this the my time to shine
I need to cash on this moment right now. This is the moment she overlooks my age and all around ness and tomorrow we start the rest of our lives and get married eventually, and we'll have kids and we'll tell them the story of the night we fell in love So I go to put my arm around her
And no lie as soon as my arm landed on her shoulder she hit me with the
Im just like
She goes "Oh, you didnt think that i was... like... wait... oh no... you didnt..aww sweetie" and laughs.
And I'm like
She says
And then she hits me with that ether. "Its so nice of you, really but...
YOU'RE LIKE 12"
Brehs when she said that shyt hit me like
I wanted to tell her "bytch! NO! I'm 13 AND A HALF
"Then she just went upstairs and said goodnight
Did fukk eventually though, last year and she
on a nikka. Puss was
I still remember that shyt though and made her pay for it through violent backshots even though she didnt remember that I remembered
Had my first crush hit me with that "You're Like 12" ether and crip walked all over my heart
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and pulled that last year :smugcud:
