WWE Worlds Collide 2020 [NXT vs NXT UK] 7pm est

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Swerve isn't 205lbs though... they're fronting just like they did with Buddy Murphy
 

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If he pounces Brock Lesnar out of the ring

:blessed::gladbron::ohlawd:
It Keith Lee pounce Brock out the ring... Well. I mean. Brock being Brock, he's gonna drag Keith out like a petulant little ho. Which means a Keith/Brock program. Which means Keith getting destroyed because "Vince", but also means Keith getting a spotlight, which means Keith getting attention, but means Keith being away from NXT which means Keith has all of a month and a half afterwards before he's gyrating in a velour suit and probably getting put into a storyline where he knocked up Mickie James with a baby Capuchin monkey or something because - again - "Vince".

You know what. Keith. Show up after Drew tosses Brock and we get that out of the way, pounce Shorty G into space - in a hyperbolic sense, but also maybe halfway a legitimate 'send that boy to the stratosphere' way - and then maybe be in there until the final 3 or 4, like the SS match. Hit Rollins with the Big Bang Catastrophe (:dame:pausepausepausepausepause) then I guess maybe... overpursue someone, eliminate yourself on some rookie shyt, and go forward crowing about NA title + getting into the final 5 of the rumble. fukk it, give cuh a spotlight where Drake Maverick gets into the rumble and Keith literally gorilla press throws dude through the actual space/time continuum. Have Drake show up in 2021 thinking it's still 2020 because he literally got thrown through a wrinkle in time.

Anything is better than working with Brock at this point.

Just... it's sad to say this, but if they don't do something with Keith, WWE will never care about black people. Like, They pulled the height issue with Big E, Lashley burned his bridge in a way by leaving after the Trump/Vince match thing and going to TNA, Kofi got that sub ten-second fade, and Booker was looked at as a Rock also-ran... they have their excuses or whatever. But outside of a bit of additional heft that admittedly doesn't slow him down, Keith is literally everything that Vince could do something with if he was inclined to ever do anything with any black wrestler. At least... he's everything that Vince could want, if Vince isn't sold on Tez because Tez is basically a black Seth Rollins but without a nasally voice and with some measure of current-era charisma. And... we see what's happening there. So basically, if they fukk up Keith Lee, I'm pretty much out and it's finna be a steady diet of AEW and NJPW for me.

Dude is what Vince wants, supposedly. And if he passed the paper-bag-test, he'd be tapped to be the next dude coming up out of NXT ready to shot-put Shinsuke/Rey/Vince-himself into the sun for the start of his push to the moon. He's a former D-lineman who wrestled in PWG, hits moonsaults, and fireman's carry jackhammers dudes convincingly without having a deeply tainted past to get unearthed. (Please Keith don't have some hardline Hotep shyt on your socials. Please.) He's everything Vince supposedly hasn't had in a talent with darker pigmentation, and all that bullshyt doubletalk means nothing if they don't do something here.

Bottom line...
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Keith Lee needs to go Ciampa/Gargano/Finn and just stay in NXT. I want him in the Rumble fukking nikkas up, but I also never want him getting called up. Vince can, and will, fukk this up. And it'll only be a matter of time before him, Mia and fukking Funaki are involved in a threeway angle on the main, ignoring Mia is Korean and not Japanese. Keith and Dream need to refuse call-ups and get that main roster money in NXT and be staples like DIY are on the black and yellow - if it looks good in white it'll look good in black. Guest run on the main PPVs, sure. But... nah. I cannot and will not trust Vince not to take this Texan phenom and turn him into the Rhymnoceros to Otis' Hiphoppapotamus before year's end if he gets called up.

I just fukking can't.

Open to being proven wrong, but... cuh need to just stay in NXT. Do his work, every couple months run a BOLA-level match for a TakeOver, and go home to his assless Blasian and knock her down while some 90s NY rap music plays because godforbid the half-black chick from California liked anything other than Wu-Tang, Mobb Deep and Fu-Schnickens. He deserves to be happy in one place instead of getting that 'fly out here to get squashed by Mojo fukking Rawley' treatment.

I. Hope. The nikka. Never. Gets. Called up.
For his own good. On mamas.

(Still hope he pounces someone clean out the E on Sunday though. Let him hammerthrow Matt Hardy back to Impact. Something.)

((Damn, this fever got me typing like hell. Maybe I shouldn't mix codeine cough medicine and weed.))
 

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Swerve isn't 205lbs though... they're fronting just like they did with Buddy Murphy

He is listed at 201. Even back in Lucha Underground he wasn't that big of a dude, just lean and cut. Hell, Dante Fox looked bigger than he was and he's listed 15 pounds lighter.
 

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card looks good. only thing i'll say is that DIY/mustache mountain match is probably going to have 40 false finishes in a 10 minute span. And it'll probably end on some basic ass move. :skip:
 
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