yr on a bus to go watch wrestling
Who the fukk wants to drive to jersey during rush hour?
Anyway heres my take on the show from a TSCer's eyes:
Walk in and theres a WWE 13 dislay complete with what seemed to be a demo of the game. Didnt play but looks to be the exact same game as last year. Graphics are slightly better though.
Going to the merch stand, a couple of them didnt have Dolph shirts. I am heated.
Found one that did, line is long in front of me and there are three kids with lil Jimmy and lil Jenny written on their face. Literally. They are of course cacs. Theres also a kid with a Big Show shirt on. My girl and i promptly cut all of them for their poor choices in wardrobe and and ethnic background (no offense to White Boi).
Got my dolph shirt and went to get my girl some dinner. Izod center food sucks but hey
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At this point Superstars is starting with the Uso's vs PTP. Missed both entrances. I feel like smacking the hot dog out of my girls hand.
We take our seats on the right hand side of the stage five rows back where ADR's car would be later on in the night.
My girl put too much mustard on her hot dog and spills it on herself. I tell her this is what she gets for making me miss the opening PTP fukkery dance. She asks what im talking about. I tell her i miss TSC...
Usos win with the Headshrinker splash. No fukkery dance at all
Jinder Mahal's tron comes on and out comes 3MB to face Tyson Kidd. Thes three dudes are hilarious especially Drew McIntyre who seems to really have taken to this new role. Jinder wins with little offense from Tyson. Or rather less than I expected.
Raw was good. Wasnt that good about the crowd at times as there were lots of kids and unfunny douches in my section but it was overall good.
Notes to point out:
Vickie as you probably heard, got nuclear heat seemingly out of nowhere. It cant be described.
My section shytted on AJ's sob story. But popped for the brawl in the ring.
CM Punk remains the most over in the north east reigon while Cena got his fare share of boos. My section being mixed i dont know how it came off on TV.
Ryback is NOT over. They chant his catchphrase and there were tons of Ryback shirts being worn but during the match if he wasnt taunting, the crowd wasnt into it. Although we can prob blame Miz for that.
Minor Switzerland chant for Cesaro for his promo, crickets for his enterance and some boring chants for his match.
The live crowd actually got into the Kaitlyn/Eve/Layla brawl. Especially that slap.
Del Rio got cheered a bit. If they can transfer his smug rich act into being a face it might actually work
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The whip was clean as fukk too.
The Hell No stuff got over with everyone in the crowd. No surprise there.
And lastly, Dolph vs D Bry was an AWESOME match. My girl who never saw anything special about Dolph Dawg was even impressed after the match. You got the feeling like he is cashing in on Sunday and walking out champ. Possibly on Cena after fukkery ensues.
In closing, sunday's fukkery train has potential to be historic
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