Wut da blood clot??: The Official Miami Heat 2015-16 Offseason Thread

[Mr. Brown]

Low key, this WCF is playing out perfectly for a Riley pitch to Durant. The icing would be if they get blown out tomorrow night.
He'll give him the come here to learn how to win from a championship organization talk and drop the rings. I never really thought that it would happen but this is the best case scenario considering they took out SA.

 

[BushidoBrown]

Durant to MIA would be cool but Im indifferent if it doesnt happen.

We desperately need some sharp shooters but with Whiteside on the floor, that issue becomes slightly less glaring - that being said I'm not ready to give up Whiteside for a Durant deal. (JRich and Winslow must also stay)

No way in hell am I down to give Harrison Barnes a max deal, if he wanna join the nation he better take a Deng-esque deal
Lillard can come aboard if he want straightup trade Dragic for him 1 to 1 might even throw in mcroberts and a heat dancer just cause

I feel like theres not one single player available thats capable of replicating what Wade did for us end of game 6 in Charlotte. Few (if any) are built like that...and idk how many more of those he got left in him.

Dont really want Lebron back, rather look to the future and build with youth

 

[ReggieFlare]

Durant to MIA would be cool but Im indifferent if it doesnt happen.

We desperately need some sharp shooters but with Whiteside on the floor, that issue becomes slightly less glaring - that being said I'm not ready to give up Whiteside for a Durant deal. (JRich and Winslow must also stay)

No way in hell am I down to give Harrison Barnes a max deal, if he wanna join the nation he better take a Deng-esque deal
Lillard can come aboard if he want straightup trade Dragic for him 1 to 1 might even throw in mcroberts and a heat dancer just cause

I feel like theres not one single player available thats capable of replicating what Wade did for us end of game 6 in Charlotte. Few (if any) are built like that...and idk how many more of those he got left in him.

Dont really want Lebron back, rather look to the future and build with youth

That is exactly who I want on this squad. Dame is a killer man

I also can't believe some of the brehs in here really wanted to cough up bread for Harrison Barnes
Dude has never really impressed me. He is young though so if he wants to join up with the squad for this youth movement I'm for it; he just better take that salary discount and accept a duffel bag at his doorstep

 

[Primetime21]

Lillard is signed through 2021 what are ya'll talking about

 

[Sauce Dab]

Riley is probably on the phone with KD as we post
Hopefully we can trade McRoberts for someone who can stay on the court.
I'm interested to see who else we're bringing in for visits.
We gotta call up Tazs Angels to seal those deals

 

[ReggieFlare]

Lillard is signed through 2021 what are ya'll talking about

I know, I'm just saying I would love to have him. Besides, trades can happen

 

[He Who Posts Well]

I know, I'm just saying I would love to have him. Besides, trades can happen

True but I doubt that even works in 2k

 

[WaddupDoe!]

so the rumor is that the Heat & Bosh clashed over playing on blood thinners.


also if the Thunder lose this series, Riley will get his shot at KD.

 

[BushidoBrown]

Lillard is signed through 2021 what are ya'll talking about

I know, I'm just saying I would love to have him. Besides, trades can happen

haha word we just dreamin out here...but if Bosh come of dem books..

Spoiler

no disrespect to CB thats still my heat lifer

 

[BushidoBrown]

Riley is probably on the phone with KD as we post
Hopefully we can trade McRoberts for someone who can stay on the court.
I'm interested to see who else we're bringing in for visits.
We gotta call up Tazs Angels to seal those deals

 

[ReggieFlare]

also if the Thunder lose this series, Riley will get his shot at KD.

Ehhh, I feel like that ship sailed when they beat the Spurs. For KD to seriously consider leaving, I think the Thunder needed to get decimated but they've put up a good fight all playoffs.

Regardless of the Thunder's performance, I still think it's just a pipe dream that has damn near zero chances of happening. Unfortunately, there really aren't any other free agents besides Barnes and maybe Ryan Anderson that I would like to have on this squad.

 

[WaddupDoe!]

Ehhh, I feel like that ship sailed when they beat the Spurs. For KD to seriously consider leaving, I think the Thunder needed to get decimated but they've put up a good fight all playoffs.

Regardless of the Thunder's performance, I still think it's just a pipe dream that has damn near zero chances of happening. Unfortunately, there really aren't any other free agents besides Barnes and maybe Ryan Anderson that I would like to have on this squad.

if they blow a 3-1 lead after blowing out the Warriors. i think he will consider leaving, its really up to the team & pitch he gets.

 

[Primetime21]

so the rumor is that the Heat & Bosh clashed over playing on blood thinners.


also if the Thunder lose this series, Riley will get his shot at KD.

From what I've read playing on blood thinners is dangerous because any blow that causes bleeding could be fatal. Team officials were saving Bosh from himself

 

[Timeis$]

Riley is probably on the phone with KD as we post
Hopefully we can trade McRoberts for someone who can stay on the court.
I'm interested to see who else we're bringing in for visits.
We gotta call up Tazs Angels to seal those deals

Durant is a rare one athlete wise he like black women like real black women

 

[McPiff]

Comment savez-vous qu'il ne fonctionne pas sur tir à 3 points à Paris?

nous devrions être la réalité

C'est vrai. Je suis toujours optimiste.

Google traduction n'est pas vôtre ami.

Google translate is not your friend

Jesus, Marie, Joseph! as my haitian brehs would say back in Carrefour

A bit better

As a french speaker i can usually spot those using google translate from a mile away. C'est bien dommage parce que ce sujet serait tres interessant en francais
As i always tell people, translate the expression, not just the words.

Vous avez des Carrefour aussi la bas? T'es Haïtien?

Kote ou wè kreyol laa frè'm?
There was no creole here at all. This was all Googletranslate french. I see what they were trying to say but google translate tends to litterally translate sentences word-for-word which throws off the translation 80% of the time. I learned this while at work when some of our foreign partners send us emails in english. Sh!t be reading awkward as fukk