Would you work at this Cemetary for 75k a year?

[Neuromancer]

Yes.

 

[flea]

Name a poster that I ain't influenced

 

[stealthbomber]

 

[staticshock]

Mayne I had to change the air filter in my attic..it took me 30 minutes to work up the courage and go up there


But for 75k for 4 days? Hell yea I'll do it

 

[Willy Waffle]

If I'm coming right out if high school, I'd say fuk all that college shyt and take this job with the quickness. 75K for a job like this

 

[Super Future Luther King Jr.]

10pm-9am ain't really a bad shift tho

You get off, get you some grub and sleep till bout 3-4 wake up and kick it till 10 when you go to work again



That being said. Fucc no

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

No

I like my weekends off

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

We have, you can die a tree now nikka

Burial Pods Could Turn Cemeteries Into Forests

This is what we need to be doing as the norm, continuing the cycle of life

there already are....

cremation is a great alternative to spending $3-20K and it doesnt take up much space

the only drawback to cremation is pollution

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

My mans is dead so, yeah I'd do it easily.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Yeah might as well. And I'd thriller dance going into work every night

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

No doubt. With that much pay I'd slide one of my peoples a couple dollars to come chill with me up there just in case we gotta run off some freaks

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Sounds like a dead end job

 

[Yehuda]

Crackheads?

Yeah this is actually common.

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

While we on topic, when will we find alternate and beneficial ways to remember and bury our dead instead of a cemetery that's using vital land that the living could put to better use?

We have, you can die a tree now nikka

Burial Pods Could Turn Cemeteries Into Forests

Washington could become the first state to legalize using human remains as compost amid drive for 'positive funerals'

Washington state could become the first state to allow human remains to be used as compost under new plans.

Lawmakers in the state passed a bill on Friday last week that would allow residents to have their remains disposed of using 'natural organic reduction' after their death.

The bill cites research which claims human remains would be safe for use in residential gardens and would not smell like anything other than soil.

Proponents of the bill claim it comes amid a greater demand for environmentally friendly funerals which offer an alternative to traditional burials or cremations.

Katrina Spade, founder of Recompose, plans to use wood chips, alfalfa and straw to turn bodies into top soil and says the bill brings us one step closer to 'a future where every human death helps create healthy soil and heal the planet'.

'It is an understandable tendency to limit the amount of time we spend contemplating our after-death choices, but environmental realities are pressing us to develop alternatives to chemical embalming, carbon-generating cremation and the massive land use requirements of traditional cemeteries,' Ms Spade told the Telegraph.

After it was passed on Friday the bill has arrived on the desk of presidential candidate and Washington's governer Jay Inslee.

Mr Inslee, 68, is expected to sign it into law within days as a longstanding proponent of environmental innovation.

The bill has reportedly been several years in the making and has even been subject to a trial in which six test subjects were organically reduced.

The results were positive and 'the soil smelled like soil and nothing else,' the report said.

An NBC News report last year said the procedure could cost $5,500.

Washington could become the first state to legalize using human remains as compost | Daily Mail Online

further progress in the reconditioning of the masses about how wasteful and unnecessary cemeteries are. This is a positive step in addressing lack of land for the continual overpopulation

Spoiler

next step?

I never understood why don't countries group their nuclear waste/rods/contaminated objects, then auto-pilot it towards other planets in or out of the solar system
Burying it don't seem to make sense

The benefits of auto-piloting nuclear waste/garbage/dead bodies outweighs the risk of explosions. Especially during this time of reusable autonomous spaceships

 

[TripleAgent]

Idgaf about the place, those hours