Would You Work at McDonald's for 3 years for 1 million?

[Elim Garak]

 

[Dchris14]

I feel like some people aren't grasping just how much 300k a year is. Obviously working at McDonalds would suck, but all things considered getting paid that much to work the register or cook up some burgers is pretty much a steal. Hell, you don't even have to be the best employee. There are plenty of people at fast food joints who don't give a fukk about their jobs and then get given the easiest tasks possible so they don't mess up the workflow. Just do the bare minimum and get six figures a year cleaning the grill

 

[cyndaquil]

. I make 90..but toughing it out thru a job you don't like is physically and mentally draining. It would take more than a million for me to do that again, but this time 3x shyt I value my sanity

Breh if you black our ancestors endured slavery.
You can endure 3 years working at a fast food restaurant with benefits, air conditioning, and breaks

 

[How Sway?]

Yes.

And I'll do it with the biggest smile on my face too while saying shyt like "oh shucks" and "gee wilikers" and "you betcha"

 

[Lord Beasley]

Breh if you black our ancestors endured slavery.
You can endure 3 years working at a fast food restaurant with benefits, air conditioning, and breaks

you.......have a point, ngl

 

[maxamusa]

the fukk that mean to me? they dont have cooks???

 

[klientel]

I am looking for my next presales solutions engineer gig. You got any leads besides LinkedIn

I would hit up the big consulting firms or go straight to the vendors and check their job postings.

I’m at a cloud provider and we started getting some positions open but they never hit LinkedIn for some reason. I heard from other people that a lot of big tech doesn’t bother with LinkedIn at much as they used to anymore. Don’t ask me why

 

[Doobie Doo]

I would hit up the big consulting firms or go straight to the vendors and check their job postings.

I’m at a cloud provider and we started getting some positions open but they never hit LinkedIn for some reason. I heard from other people that a lot of big tech doesn’t bother with LinkedIn at much as they used to anymore. Don’t ask me why

I got my last job actually scrolling my LinkedIn timeline and someone was sharing a exclusive list of top100 tech firms and i just went through the list applying to shyt.

I just know LinkedIn and Glassdoor ain't doing it and need that hidden list everyone doesn't have access to

 

[badboys11]

Over 6k a week to drop fries, flip burgers and tell off random customers give me that easy money

 

[MrLogic]

Yes
easy million.

 

[At30wecashout]

YES! It would have to have some really fukked up conditions for me to want to say no (in a dangerous neighborhood, bathroom duty, etc) but I did that shyt before.

The #1 thing that made those jobs worse was knowing I was breaking my back and the check wasn't going far. 3 years 1 milli? That first check alone is paying for regular massages. I would quit my job today and do it. Suppose I bank 650k ish after tax, I can still start a nice ass nest egg and lock up the rest for interest bearing accounts. shyt if McDonalds offers 401k, literally take matching and throw in a bunch extra just to get closer to 1 million of realized income. If you are allowed to use tax advantaged benefits, you can minimize the tax hit from jump.

 

[Wildin]

lol majority of y’all would crash out the first time you get called a bytch for getting the order wrong

Im willing to bet as long as 1 check cleared and they saw that deposit in their account, they'd have a much better attitude.

"fukk you, you bytch ass nikka, fat stinking retarded ass mf, how you fukk up a quarter pounder with cheese? You ain't shyt! That's why you work at McDonald's, dumb ass."

**You thinking about when that next check hits**

"You are right sir, I apologize, I'm sorry. If you'd like I'll make you a brand new order fresh, and give you a full refund. Is that okay sir?"

 

[Buddy]

$333k a year is enough to have you thinking you really runnin shyt I would immediately begin seasoning the rights with a Lawry's/Lemon Pepper blend.

Customer: Excuse me, can I get a refund on the fries? ​

Me: The fukk you just say?

Customer: The fries, they're just too salty for me I was hoping I can get a refund? ​

Me: *grabs McDouble*

 

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OP run this up again ..

 

[GhostfacexDOOM]

It'll suck to derail my career for 3 years, but 1 Million? Yeah, I'm doing it. Especially if I can do nights and weekends and keep my regular gig.