Would you rather get beat up by Batman or Wolverine?

[NinoBrown]

Depends on the Batman:
Keaton - I might get killed
Kilmer - Yeah, I got that one
West - Pop and Pow flashing captions, but I will take those hits
Bale - Joker's thugs caught him flush, I could at least give an honorable fight
Snyder - I am gonna die bad
Clooney - He can beat me up and send me to the ER where he can treat me

Punching Wolverine is like punching a construction beam, instant healing, and 6 claws that are a foot long....

Batman definitely....

 

[Hersh]

90s w cartoon wolverine.. ill just show him a text from jean and tell him he share that girl

 

[Wildin]

Batman.

No matter how tough you are when your shyt starts drippin your mindset changes, that's when you lose fights.

 

[richaveli83]

Batman. At the most you'll end in the hospital with some broken bones. He doesn't kill. Wolverine will kill you without hesitation. His bones are laced with metal so even a punch from him could kill you. Plus he got that healing factor so nothing you do will have any effect!

 

[Bart simpson]

90s w cartoon wolverine.. ill just show him a text from jean and tell him he share that girl

That wouldn't break him. It would just piss him off...

This man was ripped in half by the Hulk and he STILL has trying to finish his mission to kill him...

 

[hayesc0]

Batman since wolverine would likely murder me.

 

[staticshock]

I’ve never seen Logan kill anyone.


Every time he pulled the claws out in the cartoon in the 90s, storm or someone else made him put them back in


I can whip Batman’s ass though. They taught me martial arts when I was in the marines

 

[hayesc0]

I’ve never seen Logan kill anyone.


Every time he pulled the claws out in the cartoon in the 90s, storm or someone else made him put them back in


I can whip Batman’s ass though. They taught me martial arts when I was in the marines

Yeah that was the cartoon though believe me he murders motherfukkers in the comics lol.

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

Hands down it's Batman.

Wolverine is definitely going (or try) to kill you with those claws of his.

 

[xCivicx]

Depends, am I rolling with my boy Magneto or wah?

But if not, obvs Batman, dude cant even take care of a clown, how he gonna fukk with me

this is true, Magneto definitely would not be an enemy of mine if he was real

 

[Cleansprite]

Batman is just gonna get u locked up, Wolverine is gonna body you

 

[Kingshango]

Batman will, at the very least, try not to kill you.

Logan will disembowel you without even pulling out the claws just for pissing him off even slightly.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Would I rather die or live as a cripple

 

[AllHolosEve]

I’ve never seen Logan kill anyone.
Every time he pulled the claws out in the cartoon in the 90s, storm or someone else made him put them back in
I can whip Batman’s ass though. They taught me martial arts when I was in the marines

When he says: "I'm the best there is at what I do"

You didn't know he's literally referring to killing people? Really breh?

 

[Pineal Gland]

One has a strict no killing policy, and the other has no problems killing