Would you live here? Crazy Roommates Rules.

[Xerces]

Honestly sounds like a house that has recovering addicts and they are listing things that could be a temptation for them

 

[beenz]

ok, so if all the bills you have to pay total out to $400 a month, why not just tack that onto the rent and say its a flat $1200 instead of $800???

btw, if you paying that much, how they gonna tell you that you can't have guest.

 

[WheatThins]

You will only receive the security deposit back 2-3 months after you move out when theres no damage to the apt.

would be out as soon as i saw this.

its illegal to hold deposits +30 days after someone has moved out. asking for 2 months of security up front for a sub-lease and youre going to illegally pay me back late?

wouldnt even make it to reading all that other crazy stuff on the list. gotta be a troll

 

[90MIND]

Spacious Room in Silver Spring Right off of 495

 

[j.smooth4]

Might as well just live with your parents

That has to be a troll ad

What is this??

You might as well live in a jail cell

Write illegal and unenforceable contracts opening you up to both civil fines and civil lawsuits brehs

But then you can't turn on the hall lights...

FOH

This can't be real and if so, they'll never find anyone.

Love how in addition to the draconian visitation rules, an applying tenant would agree to shoulder 100% of utilities costs.

How can I reply to this ad as a prank?

You get more freedom in jail than this

This is ridiculous..

...you're not allowed to use the bathroom for more than 10 min?
And you can't lock it?
...

no link.

thats not real.

ok, so if all the bills you have to pay total out to $400 a month, why not just tack that onto the rent and say its a flat $1200 instead of $800???

btw, if you paying that much, how they gonna tell you that you can't have guest.

would be out as soon as i saw this.

its illegal to hold deposits +30 days after someone has moved out. asking for 2 months of security up front for a sub-lease and youre going to illegally pay me back late?

wouldnt even make it to reading all that other crazy stuff on the list. gotta be a troll

Found the add on craigslist my cousin found them repost it lol its for an apt called rollingwood looking up the address. The womans name is susan apparently

Spacious Room in Silver Spring Right off of 495

 

[Black]

Spacious Room in Silver Spring Right off of 495

 

[Amy Traphouse]

$1200 a month with 2 roommates in a 3bdrm apartment but its an illegal sublet. More than likely the apartment has corporate management meaning they wouldn't allow her to do this.

Rollingwood Apartment Rentals


Everything she's doing is illegal. You can't just kick someone and keep their possessions out without filing eviction proceedings. Holding $2400 of my deposit for 3 months is also illegal.


Matter fact, I might email the apartment and see if they know anything about this.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

$1200 a month with 2 roommates in a 3bdrm apartment but its an illegal sublet. More than likely the apartment has corporate management meaning they wouldn't allow her to do this.

Rollingwood Apartment Rentals


Everything she's doing is illegal. You can't just kick someone and keep their possessions out without filing eviction proceedings. Holding $2400 of my deposit for 3 months is also illegal.


Matter fact, I might email the apartment and see if they know anything about this.

Do it