Would you live here? Crazy Roommates Rules.

[j.smooth4]

How can I reply to this ad as a prank?

Search on dc craigslist

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

You can't bring in ethnic food

Ethnic food is the devil

 

[Athenna]

This is ridiculous..

 

[TL15]

So is anyone gonna move in or naw

this room been on the market for too long...I need someone to come in (quietly and without shoes) and pay these utilities

 

[:-)]

I stopped at moral Christian

 

[Abayo]

...you're not allowed to use the bathroom for more than 10 min?
And you can't lock it?
...

 

[concise]

no link.

 

[j.smooth4]

I stopped at moral Christian

heathen lol

 

[mannyrs13]

This sounds like a great idea for a reality sitcom. Put the right roommate in there, record some fukkery, and eat.

 

[Fenian]

i work until 10 pm most nights so I wouldn't be allowed into the place.

What does this dikk consider ethnic food anyway? And why can't I have any?

How can I get by on 5 minute showers?

Why can't I drink on my own time outside the apartment?

Prick thinks they're a fukking prison warden.

 

[earthwalka]

Cackling at No Masturbation

 

[Kilgore Trout]

fake

 

[Cat piss martini]

thats not real.

 

[j.smooth4]

i work until 10 pm most nights so I wouldn't be allowed into the place.

What does this dikk consider ethnic food anyway? And why can't I have any?

How can I get by on 5 minute showers?

Why can't I drink on my own time outside the apartment?

Prick thinks they're a fukking prison warden.

Lol some people parents I know only wanted 5-10 min showers

sometimes food stinks up apts you can smell it in hallways even

they are probably morman or Jehovah witness

 

[j.smooth4]

fake

thats not real.

You'd be surprised with all the crazy shyt you'll find on craigslist.
I found one where they had to have a security camera in your room.