Would you faithfully marry Lizzo for $150k a year

[Jalether]

Faithfully being the operative word. You will receive $150 k every year you are married to her and if
you cheat on her, even once, that contract will be voided.

Any takers?

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Tax free?

 

[Doobie Doo]

I would not. Hell I a can get to 150k in a few more years on my own

 

[Jalether]

Tax free?

Yes

 

[Tres Leches]

Hell no rather make half of that and smash whoever I want

 

[Jalether]

I would not. Hell I a can get to 150k in a few more years on my own

What do you do

 

[Conan]

Just 150K?

 

[Doobie Doo]

What do you do

IT and investments on the side

 

[Professor K.]

Is it prorated? Like, can I get $17/hour as long as I can stand it?

 

[MoveForward]

Hell yeah... I would continue to work and stack that bread for a few years while I spend hers and be all the way straight in a few years.

 

[FeverPitch2]

Too easy.
I'd do it for a couple years.
Once I'm done, she'd be half the size she is now.

 

[Jalether]

Is it prorated? Like, can I get $17/hour as long as I can stand it?

Nah it's lump sum, tax free, 150k at the end of each year you stay faithfully married to her.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Just like Lizzo's scale... I'mma need another '0' on that number first....

 

[TheAnointedOne]

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[Jalether]

IT and investments on the side

That's what's up, I like seeing fellow brehs win out here