would ya'll pay 10k if you were guaranteed 15 mins in a NBA game?

[unit321]

Guess what tho?

They can show it whenever cause I'd be getting my money upfront

They'd have to hire some writers to embellish it though.
You would be a 5'2" Hispanic gardener, named Hector, with rectal cancer. And the Make-a-wish foundation helped your dream come true.
It would be 15 minutes of "warm-up" time on the court before an actual game. They would give you a special pair of Nike pro NBA shorts that are modified to fit over your cancerous tumor which is a 300 pound blob that hangs off your butt. People would laugh at first, but when you use that tumor to block shots and play D, the coach decides to put you into the real game. First play, D Rose gets the tip off and dribbles to dunk the ball. You, with your gigantic anal tumor, block the body and Rose gets a penalty for charging. You shoot two points and the whole crowd applauds.

 

[Miggs]

choose wisely. you can pick an easy win for your TEAM but a bad night for yourself.

if you envision playing PG, just remember before you pick the Kings. beware you will get crossed out by little I.thomas, and spun on by Tyreke.

let me play which ever team has a point guard that plays zero defense and doesnt have a wicked crossover.

Exactly what i was thinking i would choose whatever team has a euro PG...id earn myself a 10 day contract off that 15 mins...

 

[malbaker86]

If I had the money, hell yea. I'd pay 10k just to be ON the team and never see the floor!

 

[Majestic Pape]

I'd welcome the embarrassment just to be able to get some of the leftover groupies. All I gotta do is try to make myself invisible and unnoticable on the court; hell, it kept Kevin Ollie in the league or a decade.

 

[Majestic Pape]

choose wisely. you can pick an easy win for your TEAM but a bad night for yourself.

if you envision playing PG, just remember before you pick the Kings. beware you will get crossed out by little I.thomas, and spun on by Tyreke.

let me play which ever team has a point guard that plays zero defense and doesnt have a wicked crossover.

Mike Bibby retired bruh.

 

[Ritzy Sharon]

It would be an honor for Faried to climb my back and steal my rebound.

 

[BigE214]

If there's a coach that could put up with my theatrics for 15 mins, sure.

But niggga, Ion giva fucck who the normal PG is, it's me while Im in. Im calling plays that nobody on the court knows but me. I'm ripping my own teammates. Ima fire up AT LEAST two jumpers from 40. On 1 Ima fall and say, "and 1" even if there's no defender. All out dribbling exhibition, fo sho. Driving to the lane and bringing that bytch back out like 2001 Steve Nash. Every jumper I put up gon be at the end of the shot clock and in my 14th minute, Im pretty sure Ima pick up my second tech to get tossed.

















But where this 10K coming from tho

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

you should have made it more money.. but i figure you mean for any regular person. someone that it might take a while to save up 10gs and it would hurt him to spend it..

in that case, hell no

if 10 gs is nothing.. why not?? 15 man max, 30 teams. that's 450 a year... and a lot are reserves who don't suit up. bench warmers who would NEVER get 15 mins a game. that's a full quarter.


shyt i'd run point, they'd at least let me hit halfcourt (since most teams run half court) and i'd dribble up, pass..... i'd get at least 1-3 assist doing that.

if they'd be dumb enough to put me anywhere else (i'm 5'11)...... well first off i don't know any of their plays, so we'd all be fukked from that standpoint. i'd just run around, hoping to get open. hoping they'd pass it.. and immediately launch shots soon as it touched me.... shyt why not?? i'm not paying NOT to play how i feel like it

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Nah, they should pay me

 

[Easy-E]

I Remember YEARS Ago When Lenny Wilkens Was Coaching The Hawks Some Fan Won A Contest To Get Playing Time In A NBA Pre Season Game, Dude Sat On The Bench The Whole Time And Literally Got To Check In For Like 10 Seconds lol

Insurance ain't tryna cover no civilians seperating his shoulder on a box out

I have a great imagination, but, let's not forget; these are big men + world class athletes

I'm out of shape

I may not make it 8 mins

 

[ltheghost]

Naw, I'm straight on playing...But 10Gz to be GM for a day...I could do that.

 

[jwinfield]

shyt would be the equivalent of



Checking in and having look at you like food. He fukked with a mascot's shots for the fukk of it, he'd probably spend the entire 15 minutes going at you.