Worst Date /Sexual Experiences

[Kings County]

took a chick out to dinner. left dinner i was like so where we going now :saywha:

she was like your house get her over there put a movie on we snuggled up in the couch start the demonic nibbles on her neck she put the face on slide my hand under her shirt shes like 1 min lemme use the bathroom real quick im like ok i figure she needs to freshen up so she goes im chilling on the couch fixing the pillows the right way and everything next thing i know i hear a deep breath followed by [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0BBSN2g6e0[/ame]

i was like :saywha: :saywha: :saywha:

she had the door open to im like close the door shes like the meal must have been bad im so embarrased

i had the face the whole time

she was done i was like ok lemme get u home she still wanted to fukk i was like nahh i cant go into that nuclear fallout zonee she was like ill showerrr i let her shower gave her a spare rag was like make sure u clean that ass for 10 mins straight no breaks

 

[Johnny Kilroy]

Met a girl online and it turned out to be ****.

Spoiler

 

[cleanface coney]

the ones where i didnt get the p*ssy

 

[Jahmal]

she was done i was like ok lemme get u home she still wanted to fukk i was like nahh i cant go into that nuclear fallout zonee she was like ill showerrr i let her shower gave her a spare rag was like make sure u clean that ass for 10 mins straight no breaks

did you smash after she showered?

 

[M617]

went on a date when i was 21 with some girl who i knew for 6 months prior from friends and just seeing her. went to an expensive steak house in Boston and i paid the whole tab it was like $250 plus tip i think. we went to Royale nightclub afterwards for fun and more drinks and i let her go for 10 minutes while i went to the bathroom to get drinks. i come back and she is on the dance floor grinding with another guy. i confront her and she takes the drink i bought from her and said she wasnt interested in seeing me anymore and she went and partied with the "new" guy and his friends and i just left

 

[Illuminatos]

went on a date when i was 21 with some girl who i knew for 6 months prior from friends and just seeing her. went to an expensive steak house in Boston and i paid the whole tab it was like $250 plus tip i think. we went to Royale nightclub afterwards for fun and more drinks and i let her go for 10 minutes while i went to the bathroom to get drinks. i come back and she is on the dance floor grinding with another guy. i confront her and she takes the drink i bought from her and said she wasnt interested in seeing me anymore and she went and partied with the "new" guy and his friends and i just left

I can feel the second hand ether.

 

[Kings County]

did you smash after she showered?

hell yeah nikka bytch was bad and she was practically begging for the D i wanted to take her home cause i was at how she just destroyed my bathroom but she kept insisting

 

[Johnny Kilroy]

went on a date when i was 21 with some girl who i knew for 6 months prior from friends and just seeing her. went to an expensive steak house in Boston and i paid the whole tab it was like $250 plus tip i think. we went to Royale nightclub afterwards for fun and more drinks and i let her go for 10 minutes while i went to the bathroom to get drinks. i come back and she is on the dance floor grinding with another guy. i confront her and she takes the drink i bought from her and said she wasnt interested in seeing me anymore and she went and partied with the "new" guy and his friends and i just left

So you really are as lame irl as you are here?

At least you keep it real.

 

[Kings County]

went on a date when i was 21 with some girl who i knew for 6 months prior from friends and just seeing her. went to an expensive steak house in Boston and i paid the whole tab it was like $250 plus tip i think. we went to Royale nightclub afterwards for fun and more drinks and i let her go for 10 minutes while i went to the bathroom to get drinks. i come back and she is on the dance floor grinding with another guy. i confront her and she takes the drink i bought from her and said she wasnt interested in seeing me anymore and she went and partied with the "new" guy and his friends and i just left

OH MY fukkING GAWDDDD


damn b

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

went on a date when i was 21 with some girl who i knew for 6 months prior from friends and just seeing her. went to an expensive steak house in Boston and i paid the whole tab it was like $250 plus tip i think. we went to Royale nightclub afterwards for fun and more drinks and i let her go for 10 minutes while i went to the bathroom to get drinks. i come back and she is on the dance floor grinding with another guy. i confront her and she takes the drink i bought from her and said she wasnt interested in seeing me anymore and she went and partied with the "new" guy and his friends and i just left

 

[M617]

i just charged it to the game. im 27 and much wiser now

 

[Rozay]

went on a date when i was 21 with some girl who i knew for 6 months prior from friends and just seeing her. went to an expensive steak house in Boston and i paid the whole tab it was like $250 plus tip i think. we went to Royale nightclub afterwards for fun and more drinks and i let her go for 10 minutes while i went to the bathroom to get drinks. i come back and she is on the dance floor grinding with another guy. i confront her and she takes the drink i bought from her and said she wasnt interested in seeing me anymore and she went and partied with the "new" guy and his friends and i just left

C'mon fam ... This can't be true

 

[cleanface coney]

i couldnt do it bro shyt would throw me off even after the shower

i would have to come back another day

 

[Kings County]

i just charged it to the game. im 27 and much wiser now

u fukked up shoulda took her from the dinner back to your place dont ever take them to a place where they can meet other guys when u know u aint up to par

 

[Jahmal]

C'mon fam ... This can't be true

SH1T LIKE THIS HAPPENS EVERYDAY B