World's tallest water slide
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Malik
Superstar
I can't believe no one thought...."hey, maybe we should put a cage or a railing over the top. i think that might be a good idea."
ThaRealness
Superstar
Yeah what they dont tell you is you probably getting whisked away by a tornado before you hit the bottom. Cause its fukking Kansas 
aqualung
I wear a crown of curls.
What prevents a fat, nervous nelly from fainting and rolling off the platform into thin air (instead of slipping down the slide)? Rolling off into the arms of the angels? Will there be safety nets alongside that first big drop?All good til' someone flies off that shyt
Will ppl slide thru the water on their bathing suited butts, or will they ride a lil inflated boat thingy / raft? Would hate to catch a splinter to the privacy at 65mph.
What prevents suicidal motherfukkers from jumping too far out and freefalling 17 stories (instead of sliding 17 stories)? It'll be the Moab wall crash all over again...
I have the record for the most times in one day down a six story waterslide @ Raging Waters Sacramento (unless someone was crazy enough to break it) -83.
As you slide down with that much speed ( I was going the same pace) , Its pretty hard too fly off of the slide with the force from the speed keeping you in in it.
Funny I have a phobia of free-fall rides but as long as I'm on something , I don't have a problem with tall waterslides or roller coasters that go straight up in the air (Superman The Escape, Six Flags Magic Mountain
)
aqualung
I wear a crown of curls.
verruckt is a german word for mad/crazy
This is some revenge for two world wars and the euro's current struggles. Americans won't take the bait.
This is some revenge for two world wars and the euro's current struggles. Americans won't take the bait.
I didn't know he had the tallest water slide. Driving past a few times a week and it looks intimidating. Anyone who has been out in western Kansas City Kansas knows how flat it is and to see this thing towering over trees and shyt. Plus they just built twin Cerner buildings in the area and they might not be as tall as the water slide. A lot of steps.
itsyoung!!
Veteran
I have the record for the most times in one day down a six story waterslide @ Raging Waters Sacramento (unless someone was crazy enough to break it) -83.
As you slide down with that much speed ( I was going the same pace) , Its pretty hard too fly off of the slide with the force from the speed keeping you in in it.
Funny I have a phobia of free-fall rides but as long as I'm on something , I don't have a problem with tall waterslides or roller coasters that go straight up in the air (Superman The Escape, Six Flags Magic Mountain
breh.. 6 stories.. aint shyt compared to 17..
observe
Banned
Yup..we don't fukk with that shyt..we don't even open up hydrants and play in them like them New York nikkas be doing..
I'm down.
malbaker86
Gators
Once to cure my curiosity
muhfukkas, snot nosed brats who can't control their bladders and just dirty ppl in general 
i went on a water slide that was super long and it had 2 humps in the middle. your supposed to lay down with your arms at the side and just slide down.
me and this fine as shawty decided we would race to the bottom.....I sat and and slung myself down thinking i could get into that laying position, i hit that first hump and the only thing that saved me was jesus. i was surrounded by nothing but air, i looked over the sides and shyt...i came crashing down and slid to the bottom. everyone was like :
when I got to the bottom random people were like "oooooohhh shyt i thought you were a goner! I thought you were gonna go over the side" my heart was pounding so hard i didnt think about shawty until now.
also when you go down those huge fukking water slides so fast and so long, your shorts are inside your a$$hole and it feel like you have diarrhea. so the first time your like
then you look down and your shorts are all bunched up in your ass. after the fifth time you dont think nothin of it, but you dont want to get use to the feeling of diarrhea especially when your like "
its just my shorts."
me and this fine as shawty decided we would race to the bottom.....I sat and and slung myself down thinking i could get into that laying position, i hit that first hump and the only thing that saved me was jesus. i was surrounded by nothing but air, i looked over the sides and shyt...i came crashing down and slid to the bottom. everyone was like :
when I got to the bottom random people were like "oooooohhh shyt i thought you were a goner! I thought you were gonna go over the side" my heart was pounding so hard i didnt think about shawty until now.
also when you go down those huge fukking water slides so fast and so long, your shorts are inside your a$$hole and it feel like you have diarrhea. so the first time your like
then you look down and your shorts are all bunched up in your ass. after the fifth time you dont think nothin of it, but you dont want to get use to the feeling of diarrhea especially when your like " its just my shorts."