Women Finessing Men to Pay for their Groceries Now?

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Ok. I'm kind of taken back on this one, because I've never encountered this ever before in life. It's late and my liquor store is closed. shyt really its early, everything closes early in AZ. But bum ass Walmart is open and they sell liquor. I'm just trying to cop some Grey Goose when I this chick that looks like the stereotypical IG thot. Pointy nose, arched eyebrows, etc. Why do these broads all look the same these days. :why: is behind me and starts conversation. I have zero interest in chicks that look like this because they are broke and dumb for the most part.

Me(to the cashier): Do you have Grey Goose?
Her: You trying to get turn't up tonight

Me: Naw not really

Her: My bf likes Grey Goose

Me: That's nice.

Her: I like your t shirt. Did you go to FSU? My bf is from Jax and that's his team.

Me: Really? Cool I did. Your bf likes a great team.

At this time the cashier comes back and says no sorry we don't have Grey Goose. We have Kettle One though. I'm like :scust: He's like sorry. So he ran up my other items. The bytch says something I didn't really hear.

Cashier: :merchant:

Me: What :what:

Cashier: The young lady said to add her groceries to yours.

Me: :dahell: Hell fukk NO!!

Her: You were going to buy a bottle of Goose and you can't get my groceries?

Me: You must've have bumped your head. Stay off social media. In reality you come across an OG like me we going to tell you to suck a dead man's dikk before we pay for your groceries, bytch please.

Her: Whatever. You should be happy I spoke to you.

Me: :what: Are you on crack? I'm from Miami, not AZ. Chicks like look a millions better than your broke ass down there and I wouldn't pay for their shyt either if they are a complete stranger.

The few people in line were laughing and also the cashier.

So are guys actually doing this:jbhmm:

Even if the broad tells you she has a bf from the gate :jbhmm:

I must say I hate the fatherless fagot generation even more if they are. This is some straight outlandish shyt. I'm curious to see if any of you brehs ever had that happen.
 
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jwonder said:
Ok. I'm kind of taken back on this one, because I've never encountered this ever before in life. It's late and my liquor store is closed. shyt really its early, everything closes early in AZ. But bum ass Walmart is open and they sell liquor. I'm just trying to cop some Grey Goose when I this chick that looks like the stereotypical IG thot. Pointy nose, arched eyebrows, etc. Why do these broads all look the same these days. :why: is behind me and starts conversation. I have zero interest in chicks that look like this because they are broke and dumb for the most part.

Me(to the cashier): Do you have Grey Goose?
Her: You trying to get turn't up tonight

Me: Naw not really

Her: My bf likes Grey Goose

Me: That's nice.

Her: I like your t shirt. Did you go to FSU? My bf is from Jax and that's his team.

Me: Really? Cool I did. Your bf likes a great team.

At this time the cashier comes back and says no sorry we don't have Grey Goose. We have Kettle One though. I'm like :scust: He's like sorry. So he ran up my other items. The bytch says something I didn't really hear.

Cashier: :merchant:

Me: What :what:

Cashier: The young lady said to add her groceries to yours.

Me: :dahell: Hell fukk NO!!

Her: You were going to buy a bottle of Goose and you can't get my groceries?

Me: You must've have bumped your head. Stay off social media. In reality you come across an OG like me we going to tell you to suck a dead man's dikk before we pay for your groceries, bytch please.

Her: Whatever. You should be happy I spoke to you.

Me: :what: Are you on crack? I'm from Miami, not AZ. Chicks like look a millions better than your broke ass down there and I wouldn't pay for their shyt either if they are a complete stranger.

The few people in line were laughing and also the cashier.

So are guys actually doing this:jbhmm:

Even if the broad tells you she has a bf from the gate :jbhmm:

I must say I hate the fatherless fagot generation even more if they are. This is some straight outlandish shyt. I'm curious to see if any of you brehs ever had that happen.
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None of this actually happened did it?:francis:
 
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Happened to me once in a CVS...
Was buying my mom's medicine and some wine to cook with when this girl in her early 20s hits me up out of nowhere :

Girl: Excuse me....! Can you do me a quick favor?
Me: Sure... What do you need? *thinking it's gonna be directions or where something is in the store*
Girl: Sorry to bother you, but I just checked my wallet and realized i don't have enough money to take the bus back home... Is there anyway you could pay for my groceries? Please?:princess:
Me: :francis: *trying to process what this trick just said to me* :leostare: *realize what just happened and will astonish this simpleton with super basic-ass deductive reasoning*
I'm not gonna pay for you to turn up tonight just so you can save money for the drive home.
Girl: :dwillhuh: W-what are you talking about..? I just need...
Me: Your cart has vodka, makeup, and shot glasses in it; your hair is wrapped up, so you plan on getting your hair done when you leave... And your car keys are in your hand, genius.:stopitslime:
Girl: *Has sheepish look on her face and walks off*
I walk out the store and i see her pull off in her car.


The way she went about it implied that she's tried this before... And it worked.
If any man has ever done anything like this for some random woman... You don't deserve to be happy in life. fukkin up the game for everyone else because you wanna short the stock market.
Foh, ol simpin "it ain't trickin if you got it" ass nikkas. :pacspit:
 
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