With superpowers, why the HELL would anyone choose to become a superhero?

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What type of powers though?:patrice: If I was some Dr. Manhattan /Silver Surfer status but able to control my appearance I'd probably help out and in my down time explore the oceans and space as well. Come back to help out and other days just chill. While also being mindful of the government because it only be a matter of time before they try and track me. I'd be the goat hero on some Flash/Spider-Man/Superman shyt and get a statue and everything :russ:. Keys to the city:myman:Parade:smugdraper:Women shouting me and wanting that D work:ohlawd: Little black kids wanting to be like me and try to achieve their dreams:salute: I'd be on some Black Panther shyt making sure black communities around the world are straight and help out other areas to keep drama low. Though if I got annoyed in anyway I'd just chill out in a whole nother galaxy for a bit:youngsabo:
 

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I'd be for hire, hero or villian as long as the pay is good and I ain't killing no innocent men, women, or children I'm game :yeshrug:
 

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That's why Hancock was the GOAT superhero before that :mjpls: turn.

Imagine walking into the club and you see the damn bat signal in the sky. You really going to give up that VIP bottle service for a damn mugger?

No homo but Bruce Wayne is also supposed to be tall, good looking, in peak physical condition, and with genius level IQ. That's not even mentioning the fact that he's a billionaire. He'd be juggling too many hoes to fight crime :yeshrug:
 

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No homo but Bruce Wayne is also supposed to be tall, good looking, in peak physical condition, and with genius level IQ. That's not even mentioning the fact that he's a billionaire. He'd be juggling too many hoes to fight crime :yeshrug:

He dont have time for hoes, he's out saving gotham every night.... :mjcry: :heh:

I mean there's always catwoman who's his true love tho, so that's not a bad tradeoff....:lolbron:
 

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If I had superpowers..? :patrice:

I'd have to help out where I could. Not saying I'd go full superhero and make it a 24/7 duty, but you gotta pitch in a little bit. The rest of the time I'd be showing off my powers to get laid. :yeshrug:
 

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That's why Hancock was the GOAT superhero before that :mjpls: turn.

Imagine walking into the club and you see the damn bat signal in the sky. You really going to give up that VIP bottle service for a damn mugger?

Bruce Wayne is a billionaire with a Butler. I don't think bottle service impresses him.
 

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I think, like many others, that it depends on the powers. If I had all of Supermans powers, I think it'd be incredibly hard not to help people in need. Not only because of the guilt you would succumb to but not using them to help would be a waste. Smallville portrayed that dilemma well.

If I had Aquamans powers, I probably wouldn't help shyt unless people were in danger of drowning from tsunamis or something :cape:
 

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Because not everyone is a self-absorbed a$$hole who is corruptible. Some people are genuinely good.
 

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it wouldn't be pretty. Can you imagine the lawsuits and people trying to trap you?
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
it wouldn't be pretty. Can you imagine the lawsuits and people trying to trap you?


Bruh, lawsuits? :dead:


Here's what lawsuits would amount to if you had Superman type powers -

"You have to pay Ms. Kent $20,000,000 for destroying property"

"Make me :birdman: "
 
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