Winter is Coming

[Strawberry]

I know exactly who you are...

A basement dweller. Get some sun homey

I'm pretty sure you have no clue who the fukk I am, like most people in this thread.

I'm not anybody you would know unless you're in the hip hop, reggae/dancehall, or comedy scenes in Montreal.

Or unless you fukk with Negril, Jamaica...everybody there knows me as Strawberry...the name was given to me by this self proclaimed badass beach bytch named Everine who is cool and fly as hell. She blessed me with the name & it stuck and I literally can't go anywhere in Negril without locals yellin out "Strawberry!!!"

Have fun passing your p*ssy to a bunch of Internet nikkas.

I will! Thanks, Mom!

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I will! Thanks, Mom!

Don't forget to use protection. I didn't raise a whore. & I am too young for grandkids. I hope you taking the pill like I took you to the doctor for... Yo fast ass....

 

[Strawberry]

You turned out?



Didn't see if anyone posted this yet

In Jamaica the name Strawberry does not have the same association. In Jamaica, strawberry is a delicious juicy berry that all the men wah nyam & fukk.

 

[Strawberry]

Don't forget to use protection. I didn't raise a whore. & I am too young for grandkids. I hope you taking the pill like I took you to the doctor for... Yo fast ass....

Real talk, I wrote & recorded a track in 2009 called The Condom Song.​

 

[DarlingNikki]

 

[Milk N Cookies]

The thread turn is about to start!!!

 

[wet landscapes]

That's probably cuz I'm not a Jamaican girl. I dress like one, dance/twerk/dagger like one, and fukk Jamaican guys but I ain't officially Jamaican...yet. My favourite meal is still ackee & saltfish w/ roast breadfruit, green banana, yam, fried dumplings & boiled dumplings though & my favourite thing to drink is JB (rum).

I hope u meant appleton estate

 

[Strawberry]

Are you a hacker?

This one is better:

The thread turn is about to start!!!

I hope I get reimbursed for all the people that negged me cuz they thought I was a dude (****, just a random dude, or a gay guy)

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Are you a hacker?

This one is better:




I hope I get reimbursed for all the people that negged me cuz they thought I was a dude (****, just a random dude, or a gay guy)

I at least was 1/2 right. And no your negs will stay.

 

[Strawberry]

I hope u meant appleton estate

You either never been to Jamaica or don't know shyt about rum (or both). Every Jamaican I've ever met drinks JB. It's stronger than Appleton (63% ) and I like the taste better. White rum is the shyt but especially JB. Almost never gave me a hangover too, could easily wake up between 7-9am after a night of drinkin and feel fresh as a daisy

 

[Strawberry]

 

[-G$-]

Nah








Nah man. Nah.












Just fukkin nah.

 

[Blackrogue]

I see now it's the women coming out trying to low key hate on shorty
True colors beginning to show

 

[Couth]

That's probably cuz I'm not a Jamaican girl. I dress like one, dance/twerk/dagger like one, and fukk Jamaican guys but I ain't officially Jamaican...yet. My favourite meal is still ackee & saltfish w/ roast breadfruit, green banana, yam, fried dumplings & boiled dumplings though & my favourite thing to drink is JB (rum).

White people need to get their own style fr.

 

[wet landscapes]

You either never been to Jamaica or don't know shyt about rum (or both). Every Jamaican I've ever met drinks JB. It's stronger than Appleton (63% ) and I like the taste better. White rum is the shyt but especially JB. Almost never gave me a hangover too, could easily wake up between 7-9am after a night of drinkin and feel fresh as a daisy

I spent every summer of my life there until 22 and half my family is jamaican tho
JB tastes barely better than bacardi (), white rum is as a non-cocktail drink too
tastes like sour, angry, dirt raisins
appleton special reserve on the rocks
appleton and soda water
appleton mojitos