Is Liggins the fukkING GOAT


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Knew a girl like this in hs.......

She was a total whore too....
I remember in 9th grade she was so open about her sexuality that she would admit / brag about getting dped and gangbanged by cacs......she already had a laundry list of stories at 13/14.......guys hitting her up and using her as cum bucket...Kinda hurt my soul....but I remember I was flipping hoes too from other races come to think of it now. :manny:

She wasn't ugly per se.....but she wasn't very hygienic neither :yeshrug:
 

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i bet money shes from the west coast or north west
 

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Oreo FAQ
March 27, 2009


Remember how embarrassing it was when you finally asked your parents where babies come from. Or when you asked the object of your affection out for the first time. Or when you asked your doctor if that odor was normal. Well, that’s probably how you feel about the questions you want to ask about Oreos. So here is a list of questions you probably shouldn’t ask in mixed company.

Is Being an Oreo the Same as Being Biracial?

No. Oreos are full-blooded African Americans. The kind that would have fetched a pretty penny in the beginnings of our nation’s history. And they are just as valuable today.

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There are genetic predeterminants that make it more likely for a child to develop into an Oreo. But, like alcoholism, anyone can pick it up if they give it a good college try.

Do Oreos Hang Out En Masse?

No. Hanging out with other black people pushes an Oreo into the full minority category. It upsets the white to black balance inside the Oreo and forces him or her to deal with his or her self loathing. Which is really too much to ask of anyone.

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Who Do Oreos Date?

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Oreos fantasize about their forbidden loves: Other Black People (OBP).

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Admit to being a social retard that cannot understand satire, brehs.
 
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