Why y’all be having haircuts in front of y’all dreads?

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You do know the Willie Lynch dichotomy was proven to be false, right?
You do know your precious "Pro African Wakanda" Caribbean is under a hyperdescent system, correct?
Meaning LIGHT IS AUTOMATICALLY RIGHT, correct?
You do know there are MILLIONS homeless lightskinned bums, broke mulattos, and imprisoned high yellow no good negros in America, because they're "just black" to this system?
You do know those same people run your countries? You won't see one on the streets begging. I wonder why :mjpls: Sounds like an imbedded colorstruck c00n culture in a majority black country to me.
You do know Bob Marley was a LITERAL house negro, correct?
You do know Bustamante was a LITERAL WHITE MAN, correct?
You do know y'all were dying for 2 octaroons and we threw you a life raft, right?
Are you a slave trading and hunting maroon?
One of Queen Nanny's Trelawny Maroons? The same ones who were militarized by whites and sent to West Africa to quash black rebellions?
The same slave hunters who made deals with the crown?
How far back can you trace YOURS?
If you're african, maybe you can trace yours to a slave trader.
If you're jamaican, maybe you can trace yours to a slave trader.
Either way, you're a fukk nikka with fukk nikka heritage.
My breh.

You juelzing and sounding very homotional.

Sorry if I touched a nerve.

You should take a break. For your mental health.
 
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Only in Merica

My nicca said all locs ain't the same.

Then tried to come with some bullshyt justification.

At the end of the day, what are they called again?

Thank you.



You can move :camby:that way.

Look at this dumb ass cac, their like 20 different types of dreads

Their called dread locks, because white people seen slaved and said their hair look dreadful, because black hair naturally locks up

Lock is what the hair actually does you dumb ass idiot

They started calling them locs to take away the negative term dreadlocks and make it positive
That's why white people can't get dreads, they hair doesn't lock, it's just matts, that's why they can't wash their hair when they got those hideous fake dreads things whatever they think they air

you can't be a culture vulture from something your hair does naturally you fukking moron lmao

black people had hair like this before jamaica existed lmao
 

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They're called dreadlocks because loud ass nikkas from jamaica gave a name to stylized, matted hair, then they started worshipping a man who said he wasn't black in the first place.
Those same Selassie Worshippers came in big groups to sell weed, converted to crack, and got HUMBLED.
The end.
You can walk into a JAMAICAN barbershop in any country, and they will be giving you Black American haircuts.
Good day, bytch.
Oh you speaking for ya man's.

Okay let's play, dummy.

First look up the history of the Maroons..dooFUS!

Everyone from Jamaican ain't Rasta, so what's your point on speaking about people going to a Jamaican for a HAIRCUT.

You sound hella goofy right now bro.

Stop it, before further embarrassment...
 

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Look at this dumb ass cac, their like 20 different types of dreads

Their called dread locks, because white people seen slaved and said their hair look dreadful, because black hair naturally locks up

Lock is what the hair actually does you dumb ass idiot

They started calling them locs to take away the negative term dreadlocks and make it positive
That's why white people can't get dreads, they hair doesn't lock, it's just matts, that's why they can't wash their hair when they got those hideous fake dreads things whatever they think they air

you can't be a culture vulture from something your hair does naturally you fukking moron lmao

black people had hair like this before jamaica existed lmao
niccas getting their hair twisted for style, ain't part of the culture.

You are Americanized and full of shyt trying to justify it.
 

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As a bruh who’s had locs for over 15 years, if you plan on keeping your locs long term, keep the barber the fukk away from your hairline:ufdup: it looks sharp and fresh at first then that shyt starts getting pushed back further and further in the pursuit of flyness:francis:


Do you nikkas want the Stevie wonder
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:ufdup: because this is how you’re going to get it
We call that shyt the “Predator” hairline

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My breh.

You juelzing and sounding very homotional.

Sorry if I touched a nerve.

You should take a break. For your mental health.
Nope, I deal with facts, you can't touch a nerve, look at what you come from.
Now go let some cacs touch your kids on vacation, do-boy.
 

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Oh you speaking for ya man's.

Okay let's play, dummy.

First look up the history of the Maroons..dooFUS!

Everyone from Jamaican ain't Rasta, so what's your point on speaking about people going to a Jamaican for a HAIRCUT.

You sound hella goofy right now bro.

Stop it, before further embarrassment...
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Real history not your "muma's lies"
:camby: the fukk out my shyt.
 

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Real history not your "muma's lies"
:camby: the fukk out my shyt.
Breh.

Jus say you don't know any rastas personally, or never been to the Islands.

You googling certain parts of history to fit your argument ant it breh.

Try again and start with the beginning of how the maroons came about.

Not posting some shyt about treaties.

You think people just came into Africa and took natives, they where traded as well by their own people, and don't mention arabs, either..

Young goofy nicca.
 

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Breh.

Jus say you don't know any rastas personally, or never been to the Islands.

You googling certain parts of history to fit your argument ant it breh.

Try again and start with the beginning of how the maroons came about.

Not posting some shyt about treaties.

You think people just came into Africa and took natives, they where traded as well by their own people, and don't mention arabs, either..

Young goofy nicca.
Nope, Africans sold their opps, criminals, rival family members, and/or anybody they could to the white man for mirrors, liquor, and trinkets.
"you think people just came into"
The maroons were c00ns, not heroes. Live with it. Your oral history is filled with lies.
 

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They didn't. Black hair dreads naturally.
We introduced the fade haircut to THE EARTH, tho.
Do we complain when the entirety of the diaspora wears it, the modified caesar, or any of the plait styles we invented?
no.
Stylized locks came from us, too.
Jamaicans didn't invent a NATURAL STATE OF HAIR
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you sound dusty as fukk. Just because you have locs doesn’t mean you can’t go to the barbershop. I have locs & I go to the barbershop every Sunday to get a lineup for my hair line & beard and get a temp fade.

and why we posting simp ass justinlaboy on here. nikka a straight dweeb

:mjlol: Man, I was at the shop every week before covid my boy…wave game was tough, “dusty” ain’t in me fam…



but I’ll let you have it:yeshrug:
 
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