Why Y’all Be Driving Slow, And Then Try To Speed Up When They Try To Pass You

[DJ Paul's Arm]

I’ll do that to a muthafukka tailgating me out of nowhere.

 

[Charly Wingate]

These type of drivers run rampant in LA been out here for a year and some change and seen at least 7-10 instances of road rage, from nikkas gettin their windows smashed out to real fades/squabbles

 

[Ozymandeas]

The only people who are passing me are the ambulance, police and cars trying to merge (if i feel like being nice). Anybody trying to force their way past me get denied

 

[getmoney310cpt]

This why I tinted my windows 5 percent people don’t play these fakkit ass traffic games when they can’t see the driver I noticed

 

[Oatmeal]

When I first got my CDL a few years back I saw that first hand

Had a mofo trying to backup on a damn interstate ramp and had the unmitigated audacity to flip off everyone blowing their horn at him

the biggest no driving culprits are old people once they hit 60 should be a law that make them retake a driver course

when I went to get my plates renewed at the BMV there were at least 7 people under 40 that failed the test MULTIPLE TIMES while I had to wait for my number to be called, I waited outside and watched some of them take the test on the computer through the window and they were getting the questions wrong about stopping for school busses and yielding for people in crosswalks

 

[AtlienInTheGoodieMob]

when I went to get my plates renewed at the BMV there were at least 7 people under 40 that failed the test MULTIPLE TIMES while I had to wait for my number to be called, I waited outside and watched some of them take the test on the computer through the window and they were getting the questions wrong about stopping for school busses and yielding for people in crosswalks

Reminds me of a time I was driving a gas tanker and this lady damn near pulled out under the redlight. So I had the right away cause my light turned green, tried to make my turn but couldnt cause she was pulled out so far. So I stopped popped my brakes and waited for the cops to show. When they got there they went to her and gave her a ticket and I can hear her yell its the gas man fault he blocked traffic

im like no bytch its your fault for passing completely over the traffic line and impeding trucks from making their wide turns

she was livid its a lot of traffic laws people are so oblivious too

 

[Mike Nasty]

Mfers get off work and then want to spend the rest of the afternoon fukking off on the interstate, like don't you dikkheads have places to be rather than clogging up the road for everyone else.

Another odd one is out of state plates that you know have another 4-6hr drive to go but are happily fukking off down the road. Even worse of when it's a young girl driving and the dude is in the passenger seat. I'd be swapped out at the first rest stop.

 

[The Plug]

I smile when I do it too

 

[Huda2daf]

I’m rolling this gas get off my bumper nikka

 

[NoMorePie]

And there's always that one motherfukker that gotta switch lanes and go 20 under the limit and slow down the damn lane . Looking in the rear view mirror and seeing the car disappear because of how slow they going

 

[Mike Nasty]

I got over into the center lane to pass this dikkhead who wouldn't stay at the same speed. The Troopers normally hide in the curves but that night he on the left medium in straighaway. My first thought was fuk!! How fast was I going? Then I thought it doesn't matter cause I wasn't chlling in the left lane like an idiot. Sure enough Cops pulls out straight for the other car. I wanted to honk at the guy as I went past to tell him thanks for running blocker.

 

[WesCrook]

when I went to get my plates renewed at the BMV there were at least 7 people under 40 that failed the test MULTIPLE TIMES while I had to wait for my number to be called, I waited outside and watched some of them take the test on the computer through the window and they were getting the questions wrong about stopping for school busses and yielding for people in crosswalks

They didn't bother to study the driver's manual.

They figured they didn't need to because of their years of driving experience.

"Not so fast, old fella"

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

A small Vauxhall Corsa what I assume is a 1.4 litre

had the audacity to attempt to overtake my zoom zoom Mazda 6 2.2 litre on a 20mph residential road while I was driving at the speed limit while I was adjusting my GPS

Safe to say with my car’s superior horsepower I had a mini drag race hit the gas when I saw that bytch in the side mirror and stopped the cocksucker trying that gay shyt with his weak ass car

 

[invalid]

nikkas be speeding in them lanes too shyt don't matter no mkre

The slow driving cars taking up the middle lane are forcing the moderate driving cars into the fast lane creating traffic buildup. Now the fast driving cars are trying to zoom in and out of the slow and moderate cars because they are creating traffic walls. I push 80-90mph on the highway. It’s gotten to the point that I stay in the slow lanes because nobody wants to drive in them.

What’s happening is that the slow cars don’t want to be inconvenienced by cars coming onto the highway where they would have to speed up, slow down, or temporarily move to the middle lane to make way for the cars. So they inconvenience everyone else by just staying in the middle lane, causing traffic buildup and they don’t care.

Goofies need to realize that if they drive slow, they need to deal with the inconveniences of being in the slow lane. But they don’t want to do that.

All the other post in this thread, I’ve also seen. People have absolutely gotten worse at driving. Nothing but a bunch of self-absorbed narcissist.

 

[Uitomy]

The slow driving cars taking up the middle lane are forcing the moderate driving cars into the fast lane creating traffic buildup. Now the fast driving cars are trying to zoom in and out of the slow and moderate cars because they are creating traffic walls. I push 80-90mph on the highway. It’s gotten to the point that I stay in the slow lanes because nobody wants to drive in them.

What’s happening is that the slow cars don’t want to be inconvenienced by cars coming onto the highway where they would have to speed up, slow down, or temporarily move to the middle lane to make way for the cars. So they inconvenience everyone else by just staying in the middle lane, causing traffic buildup and they don’t care.

Goofies need to realize that if they drive slow, they need to deal with the inconveniences of being in the slow lane. But they don’t want to do that.

All the other post in this thread, I’ve also seen. People have absolutely gotten worse at driving. Nothing but a bunch of self-absorbed narcissist.

But I've got to wonder though do we have a skewed idea of what "driving slow" is when car crashes kill so many people. Really, driving the speed limit is considered slow in the first place, like I never really understood the point of speed limits if it's ok for people to drive 10-20 miles over it but I'm just gonna move to Europe and sell my car lmao I can't take this shyt no more