Why does a friendly game of Monopoly always have to erupt into a :damn: near brawl?

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Ain't nothing like being close to bankrupt, and landing on free parking, and getting to collect all those payments in the middle. Folks, be infuriated.

Folks could have Boardwalk and Park Place, my stategy is to make a cleaning from Marvin Gardens to Pennsylvania Avenue. :scrooge:


:pacspit::violent: at folks trying to be slick by not placing the community and chance cards properly back in the shuffle. Few more rolls, and you see the same card come back in action again. :rudy:
 

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smh @ knowing the REAL rules of monopoly...

we made that shyt up as we went along. I didn't know until I played on android that ur supposed to get money on free parking
 

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I dont play often but I dont recall not winning ever in my life :win:
 

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Another thing that gets my blood boiling is when you do buy all the railroards and utilities and noone ever lands on them. :snoop:

Or, when you never get to land on chance or the commmunity chest spot. Everyone be cheesing at the table as they read their prizes, collect their get out of jail free card, or advance to Boardwalk. While you sit there like :sadcam:.

:rudy::bustback: at new age fools trying to to introduce the red dice into the game to try to get the unfair advantage.

They get a :stopitslime:, even though it's 2012, we stil playing Monopoly like we learned in daycare, with the two white dices.
 

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Nothing like having a hotel on both Boardwalk and Park Place.

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I hate Monopoly! HATE IT. If Monopoly was a person, I'd murder him in cold blood & leave his ass for dead hanging from a green sign on the fuggin' FREEWAY. >:T

After buying just 1 property, folks want to act like they are captains of industry! Nobody wants to be the banker. That funny money gets my pressure up.

And NO Monopoly game in the history of the world has ever quick. shyt takes hours
of
raw
emotion.

I flipped a chess board on my smirking ass lil brother 2 xmases ago. Haven't played a board game since u_u so help me JESUS!
 

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I hate Monopoly! HATE IT. If Monopoly was a person, I'd murder him in cold blood & leave his ass for dead hanging from a green sign on the fuggin' FREEWAY. >:T

After buying just 1 property, folks want to act like they are captains of industry! Nobody wants to be the banker. That funny money gets my pressure up.

And NO Monopoly game in the history of the world has ever quick. shyt takes hours
of
raw
emotion
.

I flipped a chess board on my smirking ass lil brother 2 xmases ago. Haven't played a board game since u_u so help me JESUS!

Word to the bolded.

You will sit there upon hours and hours, because noone wants to bow out of Monopoly gracefully. They will stand (you know it's at the boiling point when everyone's standing around the table) there counting up their homes, hotels, and properties to give back the bank for a loan.

:krs::pachaha: at them going into foreclosure anyways on the next roll. :laff:
 
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The length of the game itself just makes people explode. Man the way I seen some people react you would think that they lost property or all their money in reality. Monopoly shyt is real
 

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I've NEVER played the "real" monopoly, just the kids version :ld:

The adult version looks too complicated

I always sucked at scrabble too. Outburst was my shyt :to:

As was this Black History board game we use to play all the time
 

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Why does a friendly game of Monopoly always have to erupt into a :damn: near brawl?

too many unchecked ego, not enough funness.
 
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