Why does a friendly game of Monopoly always have to erupt into a :damn: near brawl?

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Man my strategy is always to create DEATH ROW; gobble up all the yellows and greens and the utility on that side, so you either payin ME :youngsabo:, pulling a card, or goin to JAIL if you go down that right side of the board

This works better on the corner where fee parking is. Cuz once nikkas start goin to jail, they gotta get out and come thru that red an orange gauntlet :sadcam:
 

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I've seen games of Taboo almost end marriages.

We had a tournament at work and my division came in 2nd place by one point :shaq2:


Tell me breh.

If daytime is on the card as a word you cannot say...the actual word is soap opera and the clu giver says days of our lives is an example...is that a point off or no?
 

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Man, that's just preparation for when I become a real estate mogul

Somebody don't wanna pay me, I'm cracking heads :pacspit:
 

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Playing Monopoly IRL is hilarious. Mofos be ready to kill my ass cus I talk sooooooooooo much shyt.
 

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We had a tournament at work and my division came in 2nd place by one point :shaq2:


Tell me breh.

If daytime is on the card as a word you cannot say...the actual word is soap opera and the clu giver says days of our lives is an example...is that a point off or no?

can't say ANY WORD that is in the answer! Buzzer should have been going off on that one
 

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let nikkas pay their debts on installments and charge interest on each trip around the board that they owe you​
 

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when i was like 10 my aunt tried to give me the middle finger on some slick shyt like
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i was like :dwillhuh: its just monopoly :umad:
 

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Fabulous thread its always the side deals that kill the game but my strategy is to grab the two browns early and set up the Marriott suites on the block around go.:smugdraper: It's so low maintenance to build up so I'm first out the gate. But that not paying for two turns around the board and side hustles have me like :beli:. If you trade my the two yellows once I build you only have to pay 20% or if I pay for you to build up I'm immune and I need a 35% cut on the rent that type of sh!t have me like :youngsabo: cats b breaking out ti-83 and all Smh
 

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This works better on the corner where fee parking is. Cuz once nikkas start goin to jail, they gotta get out and come thru that red an orange gauntlet :sadcam:

:jawalrus:

I basically get all the cheaper properties, then i get the properites on the jail blocc. :lolbron:
 

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Monopoly+ Hennessy+a nikka with nothing to lose = someone getting stabbed that night
 

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I've seen games of Taboo almost end marriages.

Me and my brother almost came to blows and stopped speaking for a while over that game. We played against our girlfriends and we was talking all kinds of shyt. But he would always let his girl have her way when arguing about a point. The final straw was when he started missing easy questions

nikka how do you not know that pennies are made from copper and is the lowest denomination we have in the US?:what:

:to:I hate losing especially from ppl I know that will rub it in my face and scared of rematch
 

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Man, I had never played Monopoly until I started playing with my baby's mother family. After that 1st night, I started playing again and I was the one cutting side deals. shyt was funny, and I enjoyed playing against them. And after like the third time playing, I was winning all the time. They got mad because I was winning so much. They would even loan each other money just so they wouldn't go bankrupt. It was a conspiracy against me, and I still beat them. I do miss those times though.
 
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