Why do villians always employ goons who can't fight or shoot for shyt?

[Renkz]

This thread is a classic

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Anyone whove seen this movie would agree

Dude came to buddy compound to save his daughter everyone he hired to take out Arnold got obliterated. Oh! remember Dude that blocked the machete with his chest..

 

[Family Man]

you know whats funny
waldo was actually a goon in the begining and would of whooped that nikkas ass
then he got turned into a mega doofus

When Waldo was fukking with Weasley he was with the shyts.

 

[Killigraphy]

Obito hired the best goons on the planet...

 

[winb83]

I just want to see it play out in a movie one time.

*Machine gun fire*

*Hero drops dead*

Goon #227: "I... I got him..."

I wonder how his life afterwards would change. Like all of the other goons start looking at the boss like . Maybe they start a Goon Union. A Gooniun. The cover of 'Goon Monthly' for sure.

This is pretty much a Mark Millar comic waiting to happen.

Happens in the Arkham games when you lose.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Alfred don't even sound sad in that clip. nikka sound lowkey refreshed

 

[poundedyam]

Th should get suge or puffy to give them them links

 

[richaveli83]

Th should get suge or puffy to give them them links

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

If my memory serves me right the footclan was pretty elite.

 

[Killigraphy]

If my memory serves me right the footclan was pretty elite.

To be fair, while they were kids, they beat Raf (the strongest of the bunch) after jumping him.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

What if they had their own reality show? Like 'The Real World' (but with Goons)

 

[Big Boss]

 

[Renkz]

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Bad Guys For Hire? Or a play on words for a film idea?

 

[TNC]

You know how hard it is to hire and keep competent workers at a normal job? Just imagine how hard it would be in that line of work lol