Why did kevin mccallister give that homeless bird woman a turtle dove?

[HandsomeBrute]

1 is on now

GOAT Christmas movie along with 2

Yeah i heard my sis watching it so i decided to search it up on here

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

he got to grab that pawgs ass in central park tho

Time is ripe for her to "tell her story."

 

[OmegaK2099]

This and jingle all the way are gonna get mad burn from me this year

 

[Columbo]

Peter McCallister woulda beat that ass if he caught Kevin sellin out the upper class whites and c00nin for a homeless cougar cac

 

[OJ Simpsom]

Bigger question is why tf did Mr. Duncan give the rich cac family a truckload of presents and not the kids in the hospital.

Sick kids can't do shyt with a chest full of cash.

 

[Wargames]

fukk she supposed to do with a christmas ornament..

She had no Christmas tree or even a home for all we know she wasn't even Christian

 

[Lootpack]

1 is on now

GOAT Christmas movie along with 2

They should blackball the ones after 2.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I always imagine how different the situation of Kevin calling his mother a dummy would have gone, had Kevin been black.

I also don't understand why he was so afraid of the cops. He probably grew up hearing cops call his father, "Sir". If you know your house is going to be robbed by bandits that hit the entire block, why not have the cops park unmarked cars around the corner, and waiting inside?

I also die when Uncle Frank says, "If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses" when Kate realizes they left Kevin at home.

 

[HipHopStan]

A woman saves you from getting shot, and you give her a friendship turtle dove. We should've been rooting for Harry and Marv.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[HipHopStan]

and he gave the bellboy at the hotel some gum... this nikka had a fukking bag full of money and hey giving out turtle doves and gum while stuffing his face with pizza in five star hotels while sexually harrassing women in central park


not to mention the damage he did to his uncles house

To be fair the bell hop was Rob Schneider, and who really wans to give him money? If I was that homeless lady, I would've sat there looking at Kevin like and then when he was least expecting it, throw birds seeds on him and hit with the " You're welcome, you low key psychotic, little shyt!"

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Coli Home Alone threads


Christmas time is coming

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I didn't realize how long it took her to force a smile after getting a turtle dove.

Oh my gawd just watched this on mute and breh is right

She legit looked,at Kevin with a mix of when he gave her the dove

 

[Tasha And]

She had no Christmas tree or even a home for all we know she wasn't even Christian

She sold it for warmer clothes And probably ended up roasting and eating one of her dead pigeons to keep from having to resort to sucking dikk for food

Oh my gawd just watched this on mute and breh is right

She legit looked,at Kevin with a mix of when he gave her the dove

She probably thought she was about to be invited in to his 5 star hotel for some Christmas dinner

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]