Why did kevin mccallister give that homeless bird woman a turtle dove?

[Brief Keef]

There were like 60 gifts under that pagan Christmas tree, yet all he does is take off some flabby and sick turtle dove off the tree and hands over.

same reason he'd give one to birdman

 

[Saint1]

 

[Ziggiy]

Breh that look that homeless woman did after Kevin gave her those .25 cents turtle doves, instead of a fat stack of cash, warm bed, or holiday ham.. "Kevin...what's this?"

This woman saved this little fakkit from getting his head blown off and ass raped afterwards by 2 goons in Central Park, and she got is turtle doves from the christmas tree,

She's in the park freezing her ass off and shyt... no food

@ this thread, im using this subject for laughs at work

Kevin was hard on hoes

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[MikelArteta]

Still bothers me brehs

 

[MikelArteta]

Still bothers me brehs

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[El Guapo]

Breh that look that homeless woman did after Kevin gave her those .25 cents turtle doves, instead of a fat stack of cash, warm bed, or holiday ham.. "Kevin...what's this?"

This woman saved this little fakkit from getting his head blown off and ass raped afterwards by 2 goons in Central Park, and she got is turtle doves from the christmas tree,

She's in the park freezing her ass off and shyt... no food

@ this thread, im using this subject for laughs at work

I didn't realize how long it took her to force a smile after getting a turtle dove.



Might have to talk this narrative when this comes on TV this holiday season

 

[KravenMorehead™]

lmao

 

[EarlyMaridia]

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

the bird lady had no friends except birds because she is weird af and likes to get shyt on by birds, so kevin gave her one of the doves to symbolize their friendship, it's corny and sentimental but the reasoning is obvious

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[HandsomeBrute]

@ this thread.
You don't notice the little things that happens in movies until you watch it the second time.

Imma make some home alone smileys for yall.

 

[Zero]

1 is on now

GOAT Christmas movie along with 2

 

[BlackMajik]

1 is on now

GOAT Christmas movie along with 2

Is The Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a X-Mas movie?

I say it's both. Therefore it's in the running