Why did Alien: Convenant flop at the box office?

[dem bath salts]

I seen this shyt twice and can't remember a scene

 

[Jello Biafra]

So this fukks everything up?

No origin story would have been better than the shytty one that Scott ultimately gave us.

 

[Monoblock]

I seen this shyt twice and can't remember a scene

I just remember the space crew making the most retarded decisions ever in cinematic movie history. This shyt was worse than someone looking under the bed in a horror movie or closet cliche. Dr. Manhattan was the most inept captain I've ever seen. Let's go off course and down to a planet we know nothing about b/c a country music song is playing on a loop. Yea this doesn't sound like a trap.

 

[42 Monks]

I just remember the space crew making the most retarded decisions ever in cinematic movie history. This shyt was worse than someone looking under the bed in a horror movie or closet cliche. Dr. Manhattan was the most inept captain I've ever seen. Let's go off course and down to a planet we know nothing about b/c a country music song is playing on a loop. Yea this doesn't sound like a trap.

put your face right IN the alien plants brehs

 

[FaTaL]

I seen this shyt twice and can't remember a scene

The only scene I remember is when the avdroid killed those aliens

 

[Kaydigi]

Covenant was trash, that is all.

 

[Monoblock]

put your face right IN the alien plants brehs

Land on an unknown planet with no face mask and start inhaling the unknown atmosphere as soon as you land.

 

[Still FloW]

It had its cheesiness and dumbass explorers, but it was the good kind

and it was visually pleasing.. i enjoyed all parts of it

 

[42 Monks]

Land on an unknown planet with no face mask and start inhaling the unknown atmosphere as soon as you land.

Let the mysterious and dangerous android lure you away from a murder scene to a dark, secluded basement then stick your face in an egg at his request

why not

 

[Foxmulder]

One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

 

[Kaydigi]

I just noticed Alien Covenant has a Dolby Atmos track, that Atmos bangs hard in the crib. I’ll rewatch this weekend.

 

[Monoblock]

Let the mysterious and dangerous android lure you away from a murder scene to a dark, secluded basement then stick your face in an egg at his request

why not

Follow said android through a city of ruins with burned up corpses everywhere and believe every word he tells you.

 

[Max.]

I liked prome not the sequel

 

[CurrencyChase]

Movie was the same rehashed formulas Ridley Scott has been force feeding people since he took over the Aliens franchise. People lands on planet and gets killed by Aliens. People got tired of the same shyt. People thought Premetheus would be a classic due to the lore and trailer but it was a dud cause they abandoned the original script.

 

[Thighmaster B]

Alien: Covenant (2017) - Box Office Mojo

So far it has made just over 71 million in the US and i seriously doubt it would hit the 100 million mark domestically before it is released on Blu-ray.

Because it sucked.

Neither a true Prometheus sequel or real Alien prequel. Just a weird mish mash.