Why are grown men constantly obsessing over Adam Cole’s body?

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He fukking sucks. Sucks on the mic, is corny, is not believeable as someone that can kick someone else’s ass. He looks like he works the graveyard shift at a convenience store.

I’m aware that it’s fukking fake but there’s a limit. Let’s say we swap Arnold with Adam cole In predator. There should be no problem with this as it’s fake right?

There’s no need to be obtuse.
 

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Wrestling is play figting, and wrestlers should look like they can handle themselves in a fight. Adam Cole looks like he'd get his butt kicked by a sixth grader.
Furthermore, wrestlers should have a larger than life look, it's their uniform. Puny wrestlers like Cole were traditionally booked to be jobbers or comedy acts. Adam Cole is Gillberg with hair.
 

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:dame:OP let me put it this way. As you get in depth with the wonderful world of professional wrestling, eventually you care about the bod in the process.


Its complicated but I can't take a dude doing power moves that looks like he can barely lift a Five Guys burger with all the toppings :francis:
 

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Wrestlers and wrestling fans have always talked about workers physiques :dame: Adam Cole ain't the first and he for sure wont be the last.
This. They been shyttin on my boy Rey since the '90's. Now all of a sudden , since is a generic cac, dudes catching feelings
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