Who wants $200? Holler at me.....

[88m3]

Op probably works for white people what a faq.

 

[labelplant]

Why don't you give it to that guy who needs equipment for his school

 

[Mac Casper]

I would like the $200 because I need my windows tinted. I work over 100 miles away from home and often end up sleeping in my car and living out of the gym rather then commuting. Last night I was epically wasted . . like a fifth of Hennessy to the face. I was sleeping it off in my car when I woke up at 3 AM to a female police officer telling me I need to go, can't sleep in my car. I said "you want me to drive?" . . I felt like she was trying to set me up, so I told her I'm gonna call an Uber. Then they left and I went back in my car to sleep. Almost got busted brehs could of easily been a DUI . . she called me retarded

 

[Donald J Trump]

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[Monster]

So i recently got a nice bonus at work and i'm feeling generous. I usually would donate to the site but since its been made clear that this is not a black site i figured it would be better to just give it to a random coli member.

So that's it. Just tell me why you think you deserve the cash. No sob stories please as they will be ignored. If you have a legitmate need, or even a funny story i'll check it out. Best story wins.

No strings. Winner will be determined in 1 week from today. Money to be sent via paypal. If you don't have a paypal account you're not eligible. Sorry.

Oh yeah, there are a few terms to be eligilble:

1. A poster of reputable standing - anyone with rep less than -100 will not be considered.
2. Supporter - Must have at least donated once to thecoli.com. Freeloaders will not be considered.
3. Must dap and rep this post
4. Member for at least 1 year.
5. Must have a Paypal account

Anyways. Let the best man/woman win.

i don't meet the qualification but check out yh threads i got good shyt.

why do i need it: for a lot of shyt, after i pay my bills i'll have no money left over. the main thing is i need to go to the dentist, and i owe them money i can't pay. no insurance

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

all this ass kissing is making me sick

 

[director_of_bands]

ready to renew my Y membership....PM me

 

[rahji]

I know I don't qualify for the two hunnit but I'd like it to show these broke fukkers and liars that scheming and quick pay days don't come and you gotta earn that shyt. You could keep it too but if you're going to give it away... Give it to someone on their job.

 

[YaBoyPiff]

Well hey there. I am in need of 400 desperate dollars. I have 2 little boys who are hungry. When I was 5 my mom died. And 6 my dad left me. At 8 my mom died again. I got raped ages 9 through 23. And I found out I got cancer yesher day. So this will really help me please I'll suck yo dikk.also I've got kids and shyt.
Can you please send me the 400$ so I can buy an Xbox one Nd take a shyt on it. I've always wanted to do this. Thanks please have a heart

 

[Crizzo]

Well quite honestly id like the money to invest into more 2pac unheard tracks.

 

[wingzboy]

Good evening kind sir for your actions may your blessings be spread over many moons. My name is Haju Bin Popin My village was ransacked by Isis..100 us dollars will allow me to buy my sister back from a life of torment and save her from repeated rape by her captors. Another 50 us dollars will go to buying wheat(ummm yummy) to feed my fellow people in the small province of Nigcacastan. The remaining 50 US dollars will allow me to purchase enough internet time to phish and send scams to americans via craigslist...it is most profitable please kind sir your help will save many not few

lmao!

this cat deserves it

 

[wingzboy]

I am not eligible but if I was, I would ask you for the $200 in $1 notes, because a nikka wanna wipe his ass with cash, but not my own cash. Ya dig? The best thing about it is once I am done I can return the notes to you so you can give them out again, these cats willing to suck your dikk for the money so I doubt a few shyt stains would bother them.

 

[blackslash]

Good evening kind sir for your actions may your blessings be spread over many moons. My name is Haju Bin Popin My village was ransacked by Isis..100 us dollars will allow me to buy my sister back from a life of torment and save her from repeated rape by her captors. Another 50 us dollars will go to buying wheat(ummm yummy) to feed my fellow people in the small province of Nigcacastan. The remaining 50 US dollars will allow me to purchase enough internet time to phish and send scams to americans via craigslist...it is most profitable please kind sir your help will save many not few

My dude said NIGCACastan

Im cryinn

 

[Tunez]

I dont have paypal, im out

 

[Xtraz2]

nikkaz suckin posters dikk for $200