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Deafheaven

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How would I know what kind of hairstyle you have fakkit, I’ve never saw you . What I did see is a lame ass cat say some sassy c00n shyt about “good hair”:ufdup: I have locs too and I’ve never in my live heard a black person say good or bad hair unless it was on some self hate c00n shyt.

Locs aint good hair???


You angry for no reason typing all that rah rah shyt, go find something productive to do its the weekend. And naw I wont be responding after this so if you want to talk to yourself go ahead :manny:
 

rabbid

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That's crazy cause my next door neighbor be walking around with no draws on and it look like she got a bbl. Like how do you just not get horny at all and try to see what's up... shyt crazy
 

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You never tried to take him out to get some easy box:picard: I am my cousins keeper :ufdup:
Brah is hopeless. Doesn't even want to get out the house other than for work. He also has zero friends he hangs with outside of work. shyt is deep.
 

Arizax2

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Bruh yall sure he’s not autistic or asexual :patrice:
Not gona like I barely know what asexual is. I know his little brother is autistic (not confirmed but a solid guess) but I have no doubt he got some bytchs he just keeps it super low key.
 

skylove4

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Brah is hopeless. Doesn't even want to get out the house other than for work. He also has zero friends he hangs with outside of work. shyt is deep.
Man I’ve been agnostic since I was a early teen but imma have to send a payer up for bruh to get cheeks:russ:
 

WaveCapsByOscorp™

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I'm an UNAB -- unwillingly abstinent

for 11 years and counting.

You just need to meet the right conditions.

I'm ugly and I keep running into women who just aren't into me.

I'm fly, confident, fit, charismatic etc but it doesn't matter.
Nah, you can’t be all that and talking about you can’t/wont/unable to get some p*ssy.

Ugly women do exist…
 

Batsute

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Not gona like I barely know what asexual is. I know his little brother is autistic (not confirmed but a solid guess) but I have no doubt he got some bytchs he just keeps it super low key.

They literally do not have romantic feelings or sex drive.
 

BuckFilly

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I'm an UNAB -- unwillingly abstinent

for 11 years and counting.

You just need to meet the right conditions.

I'm ugly and I keep running into women who just aren't into me.

I'm fly, confident, fit, charismatic etc but it doesn't matter.
nikka you an incel, fukk that UNAB shyt :heh:
 
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