Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]

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No woman or kids? OP must be sleeping like a king at this point in his life :wow:
 

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I hope this shyt ain’t true.

You’d have to be a handicapped individual to have gone so long without.

:pachaha::sadcam:


I'm an UNAB -- unwillingly abstinent

for 11 years and counting.

You just need to meet the right conditions.

I'm ugly and I keep running into women who just aren't into me.

I'm fly, confident, fit, charismatic etc but it doesn't matter.
 

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40 is wild. I have a cousin that I'm 100 percent sure has never been with a girl. He's probably 38-39 and I'm sure he will die without being touched by a woman. Brah is not ugly gang but is highly antisocial and has zero desire to do anything other than work part time at a warehouse while he still lives with his mom.

Never had a GF or positive he never even kissed a girl. For awhile I thought he was just gay but that doesn't seem to be the case. I dont subscribe to the red pill or blue pill stuff but a brah like that needs an aggressive woman to straighten him up. She will most likely cheat endlessly and step all over him but she would be secured enough to know he ant never leaving. :pachaha:
 

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The hell is this supposed to do? Lol

Did this op fukk yet ?
Op clearly has severe self esteem issues. Therapy is critical for people in his situation. Breh is 40 and is at the mid-life point, would have him stay on the same path and end up a 50 then 60 year old recluse? He’s adopted this toxic ‘Virgin Loser’ identity that’s going to take the other half of his life away. He needs professional intervention
 

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As short/handsome gang I wouldnt wish short and ugly on my worst opp.

Id probably off myself if I didnt have a face card and good hair:picard:


Id say breh should get swole and dress loud. Just being a wallflower its no hope as a short homely nikka
“Good hair”huh:mjpls: so what’s bad hair to you?:mjpls:

The only people with bad hair is folks with alopecia:ufdup:selfhate has done a number on some of you:francis:
 

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40 is wild. I have a cousin that I'm 100 percent sure has never been with a girl. He's probably 38-39 and I'm sure he will die without being touched by a woman. Brah is not ugly gang but is highly antisocial and has zero desire to do anything other than work part time at a warehouse while he still lives with his mom.

Never had a GF or positive he never even kissed a girl. For awhile I thought he was just gay but that doesn't seem to be the case. I dont subscribe to the red pill or blue pill stuff but a brah like that needs an aggressive woman to straighten him up. She will most likely cheat endlessly and step all over him but she would be secured enough to know he ant never leaving. :pachaha:
You never tried to take him out to get some easy box:picard: I am my cousins keeper :ufdup:
 

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40 is wild. I have a cousin that I'm 100 percent sure has never been with a girl. He's probably 38-39 and I'm sure he will die without being touched by a woman. Brah is not ugly gang but is highly antisocial and has zero desire to do anything other than work part time at a warehouse while he still lives with his mom.

Never had a GF or positive he never even kissed a girl. For awhile I thought he was just gay but that doesn't seem to be the case. I dont subscribe to the red pill or blue pill stuff but a brah like that needs an aggressive woman to straighten him up. She will most likely cheat endlessly and step all over him but she would be secured enough to know he ant never leaving. :pachaha:

Bruh yall sure he’s not autistic or asexual :patrice:
 

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“Good hair”huh:mjpls: so what’s bad hair to you?:mjpls:

The only people with bad hair is folks with alopecia:ufdup:selfhate has done a number on some of you:francis:

nikka are you high I got fukking locs :mjlol:
 

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nikka are you high I got fukking locs :mjlol:
How would I know what kind of hairstyle you have fakkit, I’ve never saw you . What I did see is a lame ass cat say some sassy c00n shyt about “good hair”:ufdup: I have locs too and I’ve never in my live heard a black person say good or bad hair unless it was on some self hate c00n shyt.
 
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