Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]

[CinnaSlim]

No excuses.

Uganda’s ‘ugliest man’ fathers an eighth child with second wife

 

[Illuminatos]

Why not get an escort?

 

[2stainz]

Gimme a couple months and I'll be 1 year away from the thirty year mark.

 

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[Heretic]

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nah fam, I got woat facial features plus Im like a solid 5'3" with Timbs on. Im aware that God shytted on me from the begining. Born to lose, my ninja. Its all good tho...im at peace with what I am.

go get you some p*ssy

 

[Dank Hill]

nikka you gotta be trolling

I've always thought that p*ssy was one of the easiest things to obtain depending on quality. But then again I been getting p*ssy since 14. I feel for you breh... the struggle is real in this thread.

 

[Street Knowledge]

We have this white guy name Dave who works here thats almost 40 and still a virgin.
I remember when he thought he was in love with me, i had to nip that in the bud quick

He told you guys that? That's something you keep on the low

 

[I AM WARHOL]

I'm 21 and waiting for the one

 

[hotbeezie]

I got it at 18

Lying on my dikk as teenager tho

...

 

[ellessij]

I'm sorry OP. Are you holding out for something special at this point? Or anything will do?

 

[Stack Money]

@Stack Money crack money has you beat by 10 years

Damn cac you mentionin me in yet another thread I wasn't inthat neg I gave you the other day STILL got you catchin feelins you obsessed and can't get me off your mind.

And you bein a Juggalo you prolly the longest runnin virgin here

 

[Juggalo Fred]

Damn cac you mentionin me in yet another thread I wasn't inthat neg I gave you the other day STILL got you catchin feelins you obsessed and can't get me off your mind.

And you bein a Juggalo you prolly the longest runnin virgin here

I mention u cuz ur an easy target


A front running Patriots Lakers Cardinals and Alabama fan

 

[Stack Money]

I mention u cuz ur an easy target


A front running Patriots Lakers Cardinals and Alabama fan

Nah cracka YOU a easy target, you a Juggalo for fukks sakeyou mention me cause you caught feelins after I negged your wack post.

And you can't remember shyt I already told your dumb ass I don't fukk wit college sports take your butthurt about your fave amateur team losin to one of those teams somewhere else.

I've rocked wit the Pats and LA Kings sinced the 90s and was born into bein a Lakers fan, and Lakers ain't even good right now yet I'm still ridin wit them which is the exact opposite of front runnin.

 

[Reflected]

No excuses.

Uganda’s ‘ugliest man’ fathers an eighth child with second wife

 

[newworldafro]

i remember thinking i was "old" for losing my virginity at 17