Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]

[MikeyC]

Nah on a level breh, do you. All that time not focusing on p*ssy prolly got you well on your way to making those 6 figures everybody here keeps harping on about.

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

Gimme a couple months and I'll be 1 year away from the thirty year mark.

 

[Entrapta310]

Gimme a couple months and I'll be 1 year away from the thirty year mark.

you're gonna be 31, male. and still a virgin?

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

you're gonna be 31, male. and still a virgin?

Nah I'm going to be 29, male, and a virgin.



I'm going to be 31, male, and a virgin in a little over two years

 

[Paper Boi]

where the backpage brehs at to save yall

 

[Entrapta310]

Nah I'm going to be 29, male, and a virgin.



I'm going to be 31, male, and a virgin in a little over two years

how them palms looking though?
you and OP probably have goat porn collections

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

how them palms looking though?
you and OP probably have goat porn collections

My palms are fine . And no I don't watch goat porn .

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Your problem is you're not repping #TeamNoFap

 

[MoonGoddess]

We have this white guy name Dave who works here thats almost 40 and still a virgin.
I remember when he thought he was in love with me, i had to nip that in the bud quick

 

[Mr Rager]

only 6 months away from 31 now

still going strong, I still hold the title

Are you trying at all? It ain't just going to magically happen

 

[Heretic]

breh, if you're a virgin it's because you want to be... It's so easy to find at least ONE girl that's willing to get knocked down for the cause.

 

[Juggalo Fred]

Nah I'm going to be 29, male, and a virgin.



I'm going to be 31, male, and a virgin in a little over two years

@Stack Money crack money has you beat by 10 years

 

[AquaCityBoy]

OP might just have to kill himself.

He's too far gone now. Any female he's with is gonna be disgusted because his stroke game is so (no homo)

This is why he should have joined #TeamNoFap. Would have had no choice but to bust in a female.

#TeamNoFap 100 Wins 0 Losses

 

[2stainz]

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breh, if you're a virgin it's because you want to be... It's so easy to find at least ONE girl that's willing to get knocked down for the cause.

nah fam, I got woat facial features plus Im like a solid 5'3" with Timbs on. Im aware that God shytted on me from the begining. Born to lose, my ninja. Its all good tho...im at peace with what I am.

 

[Uncle Kendrick]

That's crazy at this point it has to be by choice. There's billions of girls across this planet and you can't find one of them that would let you bust?