Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]

2stainz

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my g, as serious as serious can be

women run away, thats what

hell nah, Im waiting for someone dumb enough to let me smash
Come on breh, it's not hard (pause)
But at this point you may have to :troll:
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Look at it this way, at least you don't have any fat/ugly chicks you regret smashing.

But my question is why haven't these guys upgraded themselves and social circles? If I hit 25 as a virgin, I'd be a member of multiple professional organizations, faking the funk in church, and have a six pack with an immaculate wardrobe. You gotta want it, man.
 

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:wtf: am there like twice a week, run my 5k on the mill once a week and lift the other days. Im good there bru trust me. Just ugy as shyt as stated in opening post

Then its money or you need some kind of notoriety.

Maybe become a thug, according to thecoli, women only want thugs lol.
 
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