32 years 
Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]
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International Playa
Playa with a Passport
Women in 2016 are loose and sooo disloyal, getting pusssy has never been easier.
@16 I thought I was a loser becuz I was still a virgin
@16 I thought I was a loser becuz I was still a virgin
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Nah fukk that, im stayingYou might have to just off yourself, breh.
Even Kent wouldn't let himself make it 32 years without any p*ssy.
Larry Lambo
Superstar
You gotta be in the right circles to take advantage of it. None of my homies are really taking advantage of these "loose" chicks unless you count fat women. One of my dudes tried to set me up with a chick that ended up being an easy lay for another guy. She looked like a horse in the face, tho.
I'm not saying that only fat/ugly chicks are busting it open. Not at all. But for some of us, we just aren't exposed to these attractive girls that are handing out P left and right. How many friends do we have to make before we finally start running into these type brauds?
#SOG_soldier
New York knicks and phoenix suns stan
Op is in the closet
meh, closets are mad dark and musty
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
Fukk it, keep on chasing
Make an effort at the very least by being physically fit (weight lifting) and dressing nice
Props, I agree with this. Im actually working on that atm..I could def do better in that department.
Until like a few months ago I was dressing like it was the late 90s. But I copped some clothes that fit, suits, sport jackets and a few pairs of nice dress shoes. It may or maynot make a difference cause I still look like a deep fried scottie pippen.... but only time will tell I guess
ChiefQueen
HBIC
Aww, well at least look on the bright side op, if you die tonight you go straight to heaven. Best of luck, bro! Don't let anyone bring you down.
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
To the suits and sports jackets
That alone will have these women looking and wondering.
Going to have your mood and ego like
Get a personal trainer. Even if you ugly as fukk, you look swole, got money and stable, you can't have one eye and look like Bettlejuice and still get some p*ssy.am there like twice a week, run my 5k on the mill once a week and lift the other days. Im good there bru trust me. Just ugy as shyt as stated in opening post
Look at Eric Williams ugly ass
He stay getting dimes.
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Formerly Black Trash
Philosopher, Connoisseur, Future Legend
Looking back now
I shoulda just paid to lose my virginity
Instead of how I lost it
I shoulda just paid to lose my virginity
Instead of how I lost it
