Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]

[Ghost Utmost]

At this point OP has grown accustomed to his lifestyle and maybe doesn't mind it.

I been dry for almost a year now.. damn I forgot I smanged this coworker around Thxgvg. So except for that one, almost a year.

Months 1-3 were ROUGH. I was used to getting to have my way with my sexy friend about 1× per week.

After about 8 months it stopped being excruciating. Now it's more like constantly annoying.

But I know for sure I could find SOMEBODY to screw of I just HAD to. But I don't want just anyone.

I want a quality woman that I can be in love with, not just some hoodrat who will fukc for 1/8th of mids or her cell phone bill payed.

Truly I am still heartbroken about my shorty. We weren't a couple in the sense that we literally didn't do anything together except sex.

But I miss her so bad. And I don't want nobody else.

Say all that to say:

If dude was super serious and bout it bout it he could find SOMETHING to poke on.

He has made his decision

 

[Child_Of_God]

I'm not sure of how OP is on the social playing field, but going back a few threads, I have come across guys that sought prostitution as virgins and were able to overcome any social anxiety following their interactions.

I’m normally against brehs seeing hookers but If he feels as though paying for it would really help him than I won’t fault him for it. It might encourage him to seek out legit sex from a regular women.

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[1 other person]

NOPE. We going for 38 this year

Are you wanting a partner or just sex? Have you thought about just being content with your situation at this point?

 

[Reflected]

I’m normally against brehs seeing hookers but If he feels as though paying for it would really help him than I won’t fault him for it. It might encourage him to seek out legit sex from a regular women.

As crazy as it might sound, he doesn't have to have sex with them. I know that sounds crazy but he could pay a professional escort for companionship and physical explorations that could likely help with his situation, if he is experiencing social anxiety when around women.

 

[humminbird]

at this point do you even need it?
you're a monk at this point

 

[2stainz]

GOAT website

top 10

 

[2stainz]

Its that time again Another birthday

WE AT 38 MY BOYS !!!

 

[humminbird]

Its that time again Another birthday

WE AT 38 MY BOYS !!!

Well happy birthday

 

[Ryze]

What keeps you going?

 

[cyndaquil]

Its that time again Another birthday

WE AT 38 MY BOYS !!!

Don't let us find out you been lying to us for years for attention

Also LoLo Jones is available if you looking OP

 

[JamesJabdi]

 

[skylove4]

Bruh ain’t no way you went to Bama state and left a virgin

I fukked my first chick there my second day. She was a pudgy lil chick that had one of them rolling book bags who lived at home, I smashed her in the bathroom of the fine arts building before her mama picked her up.The saying was them hoes get live for a chicken box but that was a lie they was fukking just to be fukking

 

[Calibrated]

Its that time again Another birthday

WE AT 38 MY BOYS !!!

 

[Child_Of_God]

@2stainz breh are you trying to be a 40 year old virgin on purpose? Have you made any attempts to lose it at all?