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This was my life til like 20. Then I lost weight and got kinda cute. I still be don’t be a thirsty p*ssy hound like some nikkas tho. You pick up a lot of zen like coping mechanisms when you rely on yourself for comfort.

It SHOULD teach you how SOME chicks can be. It shouldn't turn you into one of these fukks who thin every girl is trying to fukk everyone else.
Well when you literally see every girl tryna fukk everyone else but you since you were in middle school all throughout college and the work field it's kinda hard to break that :russ:
 
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I’m not even talking about women. I’m talking being comfortable within yourself without the validation of p*ssy.

I think too many people make that shyt their whole life. Like you’ll legit have a serious topic on here and nikkas will come in the thread like “she got a fat ass”.

I mean that is true. absolutely. nothing you are saying is inaccurate. BUT. I think the physical >>> The Mental for most people.
 

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that's not possible. Even when i was in my lame stage I had 5th or 6th pick. I refuse to believe Nobody wants you.
We all have different life experiences.

Some people are simply undesirable to others.

Even statistically speaking there's no chance that every human being on the planet will be in a relationship.

Some of us will die alone.
 

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I mean that is true. absolutely. nothing you are saying is inaccurate. BUT. I think the physical >>> The Mental for most people.
Because most people don’t take the time to improve their mentality. You see how crazy people are over this quarantine shyt?

that’s why some nikkas go to jail and come back out eloquent and shyt
 
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Because most people don’t take the time to improve their mentality. You see how crazy people are over this quarantine shyt?

that’s why some nikkas go to jail and come back out eloquent and shyt

nikkas be acting like EVERY chick is on some cool For my Man shyt. man it's some chicks lame as hell. on the same wavelenght as these dudes. all you have to do is approach them.
 

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Either this man lost his virginity years ago and just playing up this gimmick for the fukk of it or he need to come out that closet and tell us he really dont want p*ssy. The urge to nut in some warm walls should have overwhelmed his ass already :wtb:
 

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Either this man lost his virginity years ago and just playing up this gimmick for the fukk of it or he need to come out that closet and tell us he really dont want p*ssy. The urge to nut in some warm walls should have overwhelmed his ass already :wtb:
I don't understand how some of y'all will say this, then turn around and complain about the state of thirsty men.
 

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OP being short and ugly (probably not even ugly) is no excuse. There are people who are disabled or deformed and they still are able to get sex/relationships. It seems like you're not trying enough.

fukk it breh imma fukk you. Leggo
Yoo I'm done :deadmanny:

i work near op so i've seen him many times. he is ugly as fukk, like a greek mythology monster. this one time, he had ordered a package from amazon, and when they brought it, the dude seen op's face and refused to give it to him. like, he refused to give him his own package bc of how ugly he was. that's what ya'll are not understanding about this thread.

Idk how I missed this comment. Y'all play too much :dead:
 
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