Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]

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I'm 30 and I know I'd be right there with ya if I didn't see hookers :lupe:

Do you still have a desire to be in a relationship at this point in your life?

And what's the farthest you've gone?
Ive grown disillusioned with it all. Im just like fukk it now, ready to make it to 40 with no cheeks. just to say I did it :francis:
Are you deformed? simply being "ugly" is no excuse.
Scottie Pippen but 5'5"
There are plenty of ugly gang girls in the world...
I rather be ugly all by myself :scust:
 

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Me and the future wife going through some shyt. but i manage to smang something at least once a month. I went till about 19 and not getting no p*ssy, but damn breh eventurally someoneon should have given you some. i don't even know how this happens.
Serious question:

Why is it so hard to believe that?
 
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Serious question:

Why is it so hard to believe that?

Cause kids are easy...PAUSE big PAUSE BTW way, you telling me at 19, 19, 20 you wasn't in a social circle to fukk SOMETHING? That's crazy I might have been in 5th place but I finished the race, can't see me not having any sexual experience with a woman around that time. You might not have got what you wanted but you should have got something.
 
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Ive grown disillusioned with it all. Im just like fukk it now, ready to make it to 40 with no cheeks. just to say I did it :francis:

Scottie Pippen but 5'5"

I rather be ugly all by myself :scust:

Man you got to get the foh here with that height shyt. One of my best friends is 5'3" with like 6 baby mothers. shyt that nikka hit WAY more hoes than me nikka that hit half of birmingham. Nah bruh you can't throw that height shyt out there.
 

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Cause kids are easy...PAUSE big PAUSE BTW way, you telling me at 19, 19, 20 you wasn't in a social circle to fukk SOMETHING? That's crazy I might have been in 5th place but I finished the race, can't see me not having any sexual experience with a woman around that time. You might not have got what you wanted but you should have got something.
I don't want to speak for the OP, but
I had a social circle and went out with friends regularly.

None of em wanted to smash me.
Plenty of chicks would get ran thru the whole team except me.

I remember I was at a party at like 20 and there was this chick dancing on dudes and somebody says "yo go dance on Undead Ban" and she sobered up real quick :mjlol:

So I hear OP's experience and relate :yeshrug:
 

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I don't want to speak for the OP, but
I had a social circle and went out with friends regularly.

None of em wanted to smash me.
Plenty of chicks would get ran thru the whole team except me.

I remember I was at a party at like 20 and there was this chick dancing on dudes and somebody says "yo go dance on Undead Ban" and she sobered up real quick :mjlol:

So I hear OP's experience and relate :yeshrug:

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I don't want to speak for the OP, but
I had a social circle and went out with friends regularly.

None of em wanted to smash me.
Plenty of chicks would get ran thru the whole team except me.

I remember I was at a party at like 20 and there was this chick dancing on dudes and somebody says "yo go dance on Undead Ban" and she sobered up real quick :mjlol:

So I hear OP's experience and relate :yeshrug:
There are always chicks like that too. I'm not blaming you for not putting out. But we Are talking about a "MAN HERE" (Watch South Central if you don't get the reference) No way you could hang with who i hung with and be a Virgin. We talking about Virgin, Virginity, Not Celibacy. BUT Virginity" and i don't have an issue with that either. that's fine. getting p*ssy doesn't make you a man.
 

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There are always chicks like that too. I'm not blaming you for not putting out. But we Are talking about a "MAN HERE" (Watch South Central if you don't get the reference) No way you could hang with who i hung with and be a Virgin. We talking about Virgin, Virginity, Not Celibacy. BUT Virginity" and i don't have an issue with that either. that's fine. getting p*ssy doesn't make you a man.
What you mean?
 
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