Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶ 3̶6̶ 3̶7̶ 3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ 40]

[TDUBB]

U don't even need to hit the streets these days, online dating. Send the same message to 50 women, some will bite

I'm a short Breh but I'm eating off online,


I got 3 women but they are not dymes,

• one is a lightskin bbw,
• another nice body but not cute in the face, she is a freak & likes to fukk
• the other one she a church girl with wifey qualities, slim & average in the face, but boring

And that’s the thing. If you want quality chicks (wife material) then yeah you have to hit the streets and put in work. No way around it.

Tinder is for the side chicks and low quality hoes, but I wouldn’t trust any chicks I met online. It’s you and 10 other guys she’s talking too.

 

[JadeB]

True

 

[Max Headroom]

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

When you bust the first time the gravity around you is gonna be so strong not even light can escape it

 

[NatiboyB]

Can I say I’m a born again virgin even though I got 4 kids and married?

 

[SAINT]

I’ll pay for a hooker for you. Not even being funny. Any girl you want as long she’s under $500

 

[Nobu]

I’ll pay for a hooker for you. Not even being funny. Any girl you want as long she’s under $500

damn. and i know you're being genuine cuz YOU bumped the thread

 

[humminbird]

This thread gets bumped every year.

I guess op has an excuse this year? Maybe?

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[Womb Raider]

I was a virgin for 12 years



then I turned 13

 

[KingJay]

OP still got his streak

 

[Black Cher]

I’ll pay for a hooker for you. Not even being funny. Any girl you want as long she’s under $500

$500? We're in a pandemic and people are desperate, you could probably find a decent escort for $50...

 

[SAINT]

$500? We're in a pandemic and people are desperate, you could probably find a decent escort for $50...

our fellow coli brehs deserve more than a $50 hooker

 

[hood b. goode]

colu brehettes throw this dude the cheeks

 

[Black Cher]

our fellow coli brehs deserve more than a $50 hooker

Do they?

Now that I think about it $50 might be too high...