Its not for lack of trying, maybe im looking in the wrong places
if you mean pros...im not about that life, my cous got caught with an escort recently. shyt was a family embarrassment
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if you mean pros...im not about that life, my cous got caught with an escort recently. shyt was a family embarrassment
Can't agree with you on this one, man.why? this shyt is awful
There's so many truly awful conditions you could be afflicted with that are worse.At least, that's what I tell myself.
CarbonBraddock
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i work near op so i've seen him many times. he is ugly as fukk, like a greek mythology monster. this one time, he had ordered a package from amazon, and when they brought it, the dude seen op's face and refused to give it to him. like, he refused to give him his own package bc of how ugly he was. that's what ya'll are not understanding about this thread.
You obviously enjoy being a pathetic human or this is just a big lie for Internet attention. You can still fukk prostitutes without your parents knowing. Also aren't you like 30?Its not for lack of trying, maybe im looking in the wrong places
if you mean pros...im not about that life, my cous got caught with an escort recently. shyt was a family embarrassment
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Not sure of your situation and I don't judge or clown, but you need to hang out with people who get women.
p*ssy begets p*ssy.
I would never tell anyone that you were a virgin at this age though. Not because it's embarrassing, but the average person is going to think something is wrong with you.
p*ssy begets p*ssy.
I would never tell anyone that you were a virgin at this age though. Not because it's embarrassing, but the average person is going to think something is wrong with you.
why? this shyt is awful
Pregnancy scares, std scares. Women falling in love when your whole objective was just to sleep with them. Time and money invested, stress of waiting on her late period.
Sometimes it's awful
dont care about parents, more about my future i guess..but if I can avoid embarrassing people I care about, that too
I am what I am
Yup 24 now
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
I am what I am
And that's cool. But it's counterproductive.
If you want sex, which is what I think this thread is actually alluding to, you're working against yourself.
I'm 18 and one. Could've lost mine when I was 13, 15 and 18, but either someone came in the room or the girl pussied out
Edit: And this is coming from an average looking guy who just stays in the house and plays video games all day. There's women out there for even the most ass-faced of guys.
You must be broke and pushing the cartons at CVS, OP
Edit: And this is coming from an average looking guy who just stays in the house and plays video games all day. There's women out there for even the most ass-faced of guys.
You must be broke and pushing the cartons at CVS, OP
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Not even hatin but how does this happen? 
I'm no pimp but I mean if you're out socializing at all, drinkin at all, some slore gonna hop on sooner or later.
I'm no pimp but I mean if you're out socializing at all, drinkin at all, some slore gonna hop on sooner or later.
This is the main reason I keep it to myself as well. Not because I'm embarrassed but because when I do tell people they're shocked and then begin to treat me like a science project and they won't leave me alone.
I think the the fact that I'm a decent looking dude too only exacerbates this shyt
