my life has been a balance of both struggle and triumph
i've walked away from a head on collision , i got detained by the police as i was entering my mother's church , i had to hide under the bed of an ex girlfriend cause her mother came home unexpectedly, and was known for keeping a shotgun....
i lived in the carribean, nyc, atl and florida ......
met celebrities and kingpins, built with gods and dialogued with occultists, snorted coke and drank 120 proof moonshine...
flew a private plane and visited 4 cities in one day
had my first and last threesome in jacksonville florida..with an ex and her thick azz chochlate stallion girlfriend
embezzled money from a company and donated funds to humanitarian causes......
always had fukked up credit since i left college...lucked up and found this cute fat section 8 byatch to lay up with ...
she let me stay there..rent wasn't shyt just 95 bucks for a two bedroom place...i took care of the power bill and the cable i had a good job too!
when she finally decided to kick me out..cause i cheated on her so bad....i had stacks saved up and my credit shot up to a 715!!!
managed artists....got sued by an artist....and fukked an artist's girlfriend
got called out by Cormega over some dumb shyt that was being said
closed a business deal with my godson's father nightclub ....only to find out the next morning he been murdered and robbed at his own venue
streets don't got no love
i've seen every musical icon in thier prime ive always wanted to see with the exception of michael jackson...biggie and prince...
seen Nas live....Krs One..live...Rakim ...Maze live...Patti Labelle Live...Public Enemy Live
met George Clinton got his autograph
met PINKYXXX the porn star.....got a hug and ohhh lord she smell soooo good
once dated a female five percent rapper whom i should have MARRIED
who had beef with the RZA and dissed JERU DA DAMAJA to his face
i remember dranking RED STRIPE beers with an offical Spangler Posse cat in brooklyn who was my mentor from jamaica
remember sleeping "pon" di floor on Church Ave in brooklyn when the trinis and the jamaicans were having a full fledged shootout
my company was subcontracted to promote records by C.T.E ...was sooo disappointed that Slick Pulla didn't pop off like it should have
lost 5 kids....2 to women having miscarriages ...2 to abortions i encouraged...1 to stillbirth..and a possible sixth one to an undisclosed abortion
...worked as a radio station intern...worked a record promoter...co owned a internet radio station and landed a gig as a creative editor for a magazine
cheated on an ex with her babysitter/cousin ......got her pregnant...paid her some "hush money" to have an abortion
oh yeah i forgot i slept with a pastor's wife
once got so drunk while delivering mail on my route that one whole street had ALL THE WRONG MAIL....supervisor said the neighbors were exchanging mail in the streets to sort out the mess...and they had a community meeting about me
filed a restraining order against a crazy ex.........after she tried to run me off the road in her car
had my car stolen out my driveway by some dudes which was setup by my another crazy ex
attending a beenie man show not realizing my CELEBRITY CRUSH...sister charmagne was standing right next to me talking to her friends and not realizing it was her till she got on stage
i should have smoked and drank something that evening to get over my shyness
had sex on top of condo penthouse of a building i was the property manager of....nutted and pissed all over that dude's wooden deck he was an a$$hole
slapped a famous ATL rapper in the face when he was very young...won't DO THAT SHYT NOW
once rented out a private room within a strip club for my birthday don't remember how much money i blew that night
all i remember was we had at least 10 bottes of champaigne and watched and laughed at my homeboy so drunk he was slobbering and falling asleep on a stripper shoulder
...and enjoyed a "lap dance" from my ex who was tryin to make the strippers jealous
wanted to fukk this byatch so bad in college...but she was a cokehead from california...who only wanted that A1.....she gave me an opportunity to talk to her..cause she knew i had access to coke...but for some reason this particular summer it was a "drought" ..so in a moment of desperation i took some "cut" and blended some caffiene with it.....and i'll be damn that byatch LOVED IT.....spent the night with me fukking me and sukking me off!!
stunted so hard on this one ex i was trying to win back....took her to a comedy concert in florida...rented out a suite in a five star hotel overlooking the city and wined and dined her at Ruth Chris .....got da puzzy that same damn night and she moved me back in to her home within a week
beat my ex in custody court.....NO MOE CHILD SUPPORT AND NO MORE AGGRAVATION FROM HER..god is good!!!....
became a homeowner when everybody said i couldn't do it.... haters
reminds me of those days when:
i got jumped by my roomate and his homeboy cause they accused me of eating his tollhouse chew chochlate chip cookies and wearing his AF1's
i denied those accusations...the cops got involved and i gave a statement...he wound up in a police car
and yes kenny i did eat those cookies......but you put hands and feet on me nikka!!
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