Who are you talking your chances with in the octagon?

Who are you talking your chances with in the octagon?


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This is all you have.
https://www.amazon.com/Grand-Way-Hunting-Folding-Rosewood/dp/B01NBUJ5UI#immersive-view_1645360539442


These are your opponents to choose from…

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I’m going with the Komodo dragon.

Cheetahs are non-aggressive as stated, but if you move in for the kill with the knife and it is forced to defend itself it could do some damage with its claws and agility.

With the komodo if it gets it’s jaws on you it’s night-night, but they are the least quick/agile animal on the list. If you can avoid it’s bite, you can get behind it and land a clean kill strike with the knife to the base of the skull.
 

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7:15. Cheetahs got 2 bodies.


Never happened in the wild. One was a woman and one was a baby

Never killed a man, and the adult female was killed by multiple animals. So they technically don't count as the other one was a toddler lol

Cheetahs do not kill humans. Especially one solo dolo in a ring lol
 

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Never happened in the wild. One was a woman and one was a baby

Never killed a man, and the adult was killed by multiple animals. So they technically don't count as the other one was a toddler lol

Cheetahs do not kill humans. Especially one solo dolo in a ring lol
It’s an octagon deathmatch though. One has to go. So you have to try and kill the cheetah. If you miss it will defend itself.
 

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A cheetah is not capable of killing a full grown man like me, therefore its not a deathmatch, therefore your thread premise is invalid, hence the one star :hubie:
A cheetah is fully capable of killing a grown man…easily. :dead:

Just because they don’t mess with people doesn’t mean they couldn’t if they wanted to. If a cheetah went for your jugular you would be dead in under one minute.
 

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A cheetah is fully capable of killing a grown man…easily. :dead:

Just because they don’t mess with people doesn’t mean they couldn’t if they wanted to. If a cheetah went for your jugular you would be dead in under one minute.
How is he gonna get my jugular when I'm in a fukking octagon fighting to the death with a pocket knife lol.

At least pick dangerous animals this is thecoli after all
 
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